You hate voice mail as much as I do? And avoid 80% of the unscheduled incoming calls like the plague? Let's go back to a time when everyone had a land line, white pages, yellow pages, no call display, no cell phone, and you had to get past her/his mom to talk dirty (or not) on the phone. Telephone songs, including the subcategory of the "drunk dial", from the 50's to now.

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