It's time to dive into yet another heist movie starring Danny Ocean and the famous cast we've come to enjoy watching despite still not knowing any of their character's names. This time around the crew's old pal Reuben (who had like four minutes screen time in the previous entries) gets absolutely wrecked by Al Pacino, and they all feel bad enough for him to target Pacino's brand new hotel. In an effort to stick it to Al, Andy Garcia also returns and this time joins Ocean's team. But does that make him the thirteenth man? Well you've got to consider Julia Roberts has now randomly vanished from the series, so we assume she can't count anymore? And there was also that new not-French dude? I've got a headache. We'll try (and fail) to work out exactly who the thirteen are, as well as provide you with an incredibly meticulous dissection of Soderberg's film. Primarily, but not limited to, the scene where Mr. Pacino gets slapped on the ass.