Be scared, because Hayley's here to tell you about Ilya Ivanov and his love of artificial insemination. Ivanov's ultimate goal was to produce a chimp-human hybrid.. by any means necessary. You know it's bad when the Soviets tell you what you're doing is immoral. Then, hide your communion wafers and your pigs for Kat's lesson on animal trials. RIP Harambe.

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