Shady playwright, Stella, and her band of lady-clowns in flowy dresses read the Sisters of Salt for filth in Santorini and fixed the spotlight, once again, on Martyr-dith Marks. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City finale took us from fun, frothy cappuccinos in the morning, to a dramatic intervention via Ancient Greek theater troupe in the evening, followed by Oscar worthy, trauma-dumping monologues from all! Time to grab some food from the buffet (Yes, Britani. You serve yourself.), cozy up on TOP of your sheets, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!