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How’s Our Driving?
🚨 500 POUNDS OF DOG POOP, THE ULTIMATE MASCOT DRAFT & A FRAUDULENT HERITAGE! 🚨
This week on The Pour Choices Show, we investigate why tires still don’t last forever, calculate how much poop one dog may have eaten in a year, and determine which fictional villain would be least likely to murder us during a million-dollar chase.
We start with the joys of getting older, including the realization that eating pizza can now have consequences extending far beyond mild regret. From there, David asks why humanity has developed reusable rockets, artificial intelligence, and tiny computers for our pockets, but still hasn’t invented a tire that survives more than a few years.
Then comes the question nobody knew needed answering:
If everyone in the world suddenly stopped sneezing, how long would it take before anyone noticed?
The episode somehow becomes even less dignified when David explains that one of his dogs may have previously been eating more than 500 pounds of dog poop per year.
We also get into:
• Mississippi pot roast and the confusing identity of cottage pie
• A bizarre family-history book containing names, addresses, and Social Security numbers
• Guessing classic 1990s commercials from only the opening line
• The surprisingly economic origins of “Baa Baa Black Sheep”
• And a game where Chris must guess questions that never actually existed
Then David explains, at approximately a kindergarten level, that “II” and “Jr,” are the same thing, before attempting to identify celebrities using nothing but close-up pictures of their eyes.
Because regular trivia was apparently too respectful.
David also reveals his 3D Print of the Week, a six-pack beer carrier with a fitted ice pack, before the hosts tackle one of space history’s biggest branding questions: why is Neil Armstrong so much more famous than Buzz Aldrin?
Finally, the guys hold The Ultimate Mascot Draft, selecting the greatest mascots from sports, brands, entertainment, and every other bizarre corner of society where adults decided a giant costume would improve public relations.
We wrap things up with This Week’s Pour Choices, AskReddit questions about modern Gen Z problems and the exact moment people realized they were far too stoned, followed by celebrity birthdays and This Day in History.
It’s childhood nostalgia, weird history, dog-related horror, celebrity trivia, fictional villains, and two grown men applying unnecessary mathematical analysis to situations nobody wanted quantified.
If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, funny trivia, nostalgic commercials, mascot debates, AskReddit stories, and conversations that go from pizza digestion to moon-landing fame without warning… you’re in the right place.
👇WATCH NOW BEFORE THE FICTIONAL VILLAIN STARTS HIS 24-HOUR SHIFT 👇
Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
2:12 – GETTING OLDER, EATING PIZZA & BOWEL CONSEQUENCES
3:53 – WHY HAVEN’T WE INVENTED TIRES THAT LAST FOREVER?
8:03 – WHAT IF EVERYONE IN THE WORLD STOPPED SNEEZING?
10:50 – BOBBIN’ FOR CRAPPLES
13:54 – MISSISSIPPI POT ROAST
20:30 – THE SUSPICIOUS FAMILY-HISTORY BOOK
28:09 – GUESS THE CLASSIC 1990S COMMERCIAL
32:33 – THE REAL MEANING BEHIND “BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP”
34:46 – GUESS THE QUESTION FROM AN ANSWER
39:51 – LEARNING HOW “II” AND “JR.” WORK
41:08 – 3D PRINT OF THE WEEK: SIX-PACK BEER CARRIER
42:31 – WHY IS NEIL ARMSTRONG MORE FAMOUS THAN BUZZ ALDRIN?
46:55 – $1 MILLION, BUT A FICTIONAL VILLAIN CHASES YOU
50:23 – THE ULTIMATE MASCOT DRAFT
58:34 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:00:36 – ASK REDDIT: GEN Z PROBLEMS THAT DIDN’T EXIST 20 YEARS AGO
1:05:58 – ASK REDDIT: WHEN DID YOU REALIZE YOU WERE TOO STONED?
1:15:20 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:17:50 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1:20:48 – OUTRO
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By David & ChrisHow’s Our Driving?
🚨 500 POUNDS OF DOG POOP, THE ULTIMATE MASCOT DRAFT & A FRAUDULENT HERITAGE! 🚨
This week on The Pour Choices Show, we investigate why tires still don’t last forever, calculate how much poop one dog may have eaten in a year, and determine which fictional villain would be least likely to murder us during a million-dollar chase.
We start with the joys of getting older, including the realization that eating pizza can now have consequences extending far beyond mild regret. From there, David asks why humanity has developed reusable rockets, artificial intelligence, and tiny computers for our pockets, but still hasn’t invented a tire that survives more than a few years.
Then comes the question nobody knew needed answering:
If everyone in the world suddenly stopped sneezing, how long would it take before anyone noticed?
The episode somehow becomes even less dignified when David explains that one of his dogs may have previously been eating more than 500 pounds of dog poop per year.
We also get into:
• Mississippi pot roast and the confusing identity of cottage pie
• A bizarre family-history book containing names, addresses, and Social Security numbers
• Guessing classic 1990s commercials from only the opening line
• The surprisingly economic origins of “Baa Baa Black Sheep”
• And a game where Chris must guess questions that never actually existed
Then David explains, at approximately a kindergarten level, that “II” and “Jr,” are the same thing, before attempting to identify celebrities using nothing but close-up pictures of their eyes.
Because regular trivia was apparently too respectful.
David also reveals his 3D Print of the Week, a six-pack beer carrier with a fitted ice pack, before the hosts tackle one of space history’s biggest branding questions: why is Neil Armstrong so much more famous than Buzz Aldrin?
Finally, the guys hold The Ultimate Mascot Draft, selecting the greatest mascots from sports, brands, entertainment, and every other bizarre corner of society where adults decided a giant costume would improve public relations.
We wrap things up with This Week’s Pour Choices, AskReddit questions about modern Gen Z problems and the exact moment people realized they were far too stoned, followed by celebrity birthdays and This Day in History.
It’s childhood nostalgia, weird history, dog-related horror, celebrity trivia, fictional villains, and two grown men applying unnecessary mathematical analysis to situations nobody wanted quantified.
If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, funny trivia, nostalgic commercials, mascot debates, AskReddit stories, and conversations that go from pizza digestion to moon-landing fame without warning… you’re in the right place.
👇WATCH NOW BEFORE THE FICTIONAL VILLAIN STARTS HIS 24-HOUR SHIFT 👇
Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
2:12 – GETTING OLDER, EATING PIZZA & BOWEL CONSEQUENCES
3:53 – WHY HAVEN’T WE INVENTED TIRES THAT LAST FOREVER?
8:03 – WHAT IF EVERYONE IN THE WORLD STOPPED SNEEZING?
10:50 – BOBBIN’ FOR CRAPPLES
13:54 – MISSISSIPPI POT ROAST
20:30 – THE SUSPICIOUS FAMILY-HISTORY BOOK
28:09 – GUESS THE CLASSIC 1990S COMMERCIAL
32:33 – THE REAL MEANING BEHIND “BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP”
34:46 – GUESS THE QUESTION FROM AN ANSWER
39:51 – LEARNING HOW “II” AND “JR.” WORK
41:08 – 3D PRINT OF THE WEEK: SIX-PACK BEER CARRIER
42:31 – WHY IS NEIL ARMSTRONG MORE FAMOUS THAN BUZZ ALDRIN?
46:55 – $1 MILLION, BUT A FICTIONAL VILLAIN CHASES YOU
50:23 – THE ULTIMATE MASCOT DRAFT
58:34 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:00:36 – ASK REDDIT: GEN Z PROBLEMS THAT DIDN’T EXIST 20 YEARS AGO
1:05:58 – ASK REDDIT: WHEN DID YOU REALIZE YOU WERE TOO STONED?
1:15:20 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:17:50 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1:20:48 – OUTRO
Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!
https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1
Follow us on Socials:
Instagram: @PourChoicesShow
Facebook: /PourChoicesShow
TikTok: @PourChoicesShow
X: @PourChoicesShow
#ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #MascotDraft #AskReddit #NeilArmstrong #BuzzAldrin #CelebrityTrivia #90sNostalgia #WouldYouRather #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #FunnyConversations #PodcastLife
Support the show