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🚨 MIKE WAZOWSKI BLINKS OR WINKS, THE BALD DRAFT & AI TRIVIA GONE WRONG! 🚨

This week on The Pour Choices Show, David and Joe attempt to settle one of animation's most unnecessarily complicated anatomical debates: Does Mike Wazowski blink or wink?

We also draft the greatest bald icons in history, test an AI-powered trivia game show, decipher ridiculous Old English expressions, and discover that dressing like Cookie Monster might actually make you more popular than the animals at an aquarium.

We kick things off with Joe's stepdaughter asking a question that has absolutely no business being this difficult:

Does Mike Wazowski blink or wink?
He has one eye. One eyelid. And somehow, decades of watching Monsters, Inc. apparently haven't prepared anyone to answer this with confidence.

Then Joe has a bone to pick with David over the podcast's completely unfair musical production standards… Apparently, whenever David sings on the show, he gets the luxury of Auto-Tune. But when Joe sang last week? Nothing. Raw vocals. No assistance. Just an innocent man being publicly exposed to his own singing ability.

Then the guys move into some genuinely uncomfortable Would You Rather questions:
• Would you rather know exactly how many times someone has fantasized about you, or have a complete list of everyone who's ever taken things a little too far while thinking about you?
• Would you rather not be able to shower for a year, or have to use the same towel without washing it for 10 years? 

Then David tells Joe about taking his family to an aquarium Halloween event while dressed as Cookie Monster. Apparently, being a giant blue Muppet was enough to turn him into the most popular attraction in the building. 

We also get into:
• The three movies we quote more than anything else
• Drafting the most iconic bald people in history
• The ULTIMATE BLAD DRAFT

Then we introduce a new challenger to the podcast:
QUIZY: AI QUIZ HOST!
The guys test an interactive trivia app where an AI host asks questions out loud, listens to spoken answers, reacts to players, and keeps score.

It's essentially a game show in your pocket, except the host is artificial intelligence and occasionally needs to be reminded that human beings don't all speak like perfectly calibrated microphones.

This Week's Pour Choices include Joe, and an accidentally purchased DIPA he's not particularly thrilled about – and Joe’s not particularly thrilled about beer to begin with. 

Then, It’s AskReddit:
• What’s a rich-person luxury you've tried once and immediately understood why wealthy people spend money on it?
• How attractive are you, without using a scale of 1 to 10?

We wrap things up with celebrity birthdays, This Day in Music History, and, if you make it to the end of the episode, a joke about a priest and a rabbit. Yes, you read that right. 

It's Mike Wazowski anatomy, Cookie Monster celebrity status, bald legends, Old English slang, movie quotes, AI trivia, weird hypotheticals, AskReddit, and two lifelong friends continuing to prove that no question is too stupid to receive a completely serious debate.

If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic conversations, dark humor, pop-culture debates, Monsters, Inc., trivia games, nostalgic movie quotes, ridiculous drafts, and artificial intelligence, you're in the right place.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE MIKE WAZOWSKI BLINKS... OR WINKS... OR WHATEVER THE HELL HE DOES 👇

Chapters 

00:00 – INTRO 
00:31 – DOES MIKE WAZOWSKI BLINK OR WINK?
5:51 – JOE CALLS OUT DAVID'S AUTOTUNE DOUBLE STANDARD
8:17 – LOOKING FOR SYMPATHY? CHECK THE DICTIONARY
8:41 – WOULD YOU RATHER KNOW THE NUMBER OR THE NAMES?
14:12 – NO SHOWER FOR A YEAR OR ONE TOWEL FOR TEN YEARS?
18:25 – COOKIE MONSTER TAKES OVER THE AQUARIUM
24:25 – OUR TOP 3 MOST QUOTED MOVIES
31:25 – GUESS THE MEANING OF THESE OLD ENGLISH PHRASES
47:13 – THE ULTIMATE BALD DRAFT
56:49 – QUIZY: AI QUIZ HOST TRIVIA CHALLENGE
1:11:56 – THIS WEEK'S POUR CHOICES
1:16:17 – ASKREDDIT – RICH PEOPLE LUXURIES THAT ARE ACTUALLY WORTH IT
1:27:01 – ASKREDDIT – HOW ATTRACTIVE ARE YOU WITHOUT USING NUMBERS?
1:33:25 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:35:28 – THIS DAY IN MUSIC HISTORY
1:37:23 – OUTRO  

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🎃 HALLOWEEN GOATS, HARRY POTTER GUESS WHO & MOVIE QUOTES GONE WRONG! 🎃

This week on The Pour Choices Show, David and Joe celebrate Halloween by debating the greatest horror movies, Halloween candy, urban legends, and scary childhood TV shows of all time. They also test their country music knowledge, play Harry Potter Guess Who, and discover how adding one extremely inappropriate phrase can completely ruin some of the most iconic movie quotes ever spoken.

We kick things off with Joe explaining why his brain is practically running on fumes. Between his regular work schedule and having to check on construction crews working overnight, he's been making trips out to job sites around 2 AM.

Which naturally leads to some important questions about sleep, aging, and whether adulthood is just an elaborate competition to see who can function with the least amount of rest.
• If you could remain one age for the rest of your life, what age would you choose?
• Would you rather sleep without a pillow or without a blanket?

Then David reveals just how loudly his wife snores, prompting Joe to explain that his girlfriend had to resort to blasting a box fan directly at her face just to drown out his snoring.

Romance is alive and well.

Then the games begin.

Joe reads lyrics from recognizable songs in a completely flat, emotionless voice, and David has to identify the songs without the benefit of melody, rhythm, or apparently any useful musical information whatsoever.

From there, we get into Lyrically Correct, a music trivia game that tests how well the guys actually remember the songs they've been listening to for decades.

Then comes the main event:

THE HALLOWEEN G.O.A.T. DEBATE!

David challenges Joe to name the greatest of all time across several Halloween categories, including:
• The greatest horror movie ever made
• The ultimate Halloween candy
• The greatest urban legend
• The scariest childhood TV show
• And more Halloween favorites that are guaranteed to start arguments
Because everybody has strong opinions about Halloween, and most of them are wrong.

Then David unveils another interactive game he built, this time transforming the classic Guess Who format into a Harry Potter character showdown. This game proves that years of watching Harry Potter movies can finally serve a purpose beyond aggressively correcting people who confuse Dumbledore and Gandalf.

We wrap things up with This Week's Pour Choices and two AskReddit questions that are about as normal as you'd expect.
• Immortals of Reddit: what do you miss most about the 1630s?
• You can add “you piece of shit” to the end of any famous movie quote, what would it be?

Finally, we close things out with celebrity birthdays and another successful episode of turning absolutely nothing into an unnecessarily long conversation.

It's Halloween nostalgia, horror movies, country music trivia, Harry Potter, ridiculous hypotheticals, sleep deprivation, AskReddit, movie quotes, and two lifelong friends proving that growing older doesn't necessarily mean growing up.

If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic conversations, dark humor, Halloween debates, Harry Potter, trivia, nostalgic TV shows, ridiculous hypotheticals, and AskReddit stories, you're in the right place.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE SOMEONE PUTS CANDY CORN AT #1 👇

Chapters 

00:00 – INTRO
8:13 - JOE'S SLEEP DEPRIVATION
10:35 - IF YOU COULD STAY ONE AGE FOREVER, WHAT AGE WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
14:03 - NO PILLOW OR NO BLANKET?
17:58 - SNORING SO LOUD IT TAKES A BOX FAN TO SURVIVE
22:25 - GUESS THE SONG FROM THE LYRICS
35:16 - LYRICALLY CORRECT: COUNTRY MUSIC TRIVIA
45:27 - HALLOWEEN G.O.A.T.S
58:01 - HARRY POTTER GUESS WHO
1:04:58 - THIS WEEK'S POUR CHOICES
1:06:30 - ASK REDDIT: IMMORTALS, WHAT DO YOU MISS ABOUT THE 1630S?
1:13:21 - ASK REDDIT: RUIN FAMOUS MOVIE QUOTES WITH "YOU PIECE OF SHIT"
1:18:15 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:22:42 - OUTRO
 

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🚨 HARRY POTTER TRIVIA, SWORDS VS DAGGERS & $10,000 TO RUIN SOMEONE'S YEAR! 🚨

This week on The Pour Choices Show, David and Joe debate what officially makes a sword a sword, choose their ultimate teleportation destinations, test their Harry Potter movie knowledge, and figure out how to make someone's life mildly miserable for an entire year with a $10,000 budget.

We kick things off with a question nobody thought needed a legal definition:
• What's the difference between a sword, a dagger, and a really aggressive knife?
The guys discuss people who own swords, whether they personally know any, and where exactly the line between knife enthusiast and medieval weapon collector gets drawn.

From there, things get significantly more hypothetical.
• If you could teleport to three places anywhere in the world, other than your home or workplace, which three locations would you choose?

Then we take the hypothetical shopping spree into Hollywood:
• If you could own any single item from any movie, what would you take?
A magical artifact? An iconic vehicle? A legendary weapon? The possibilities are endless, and the choices reveal an alarming amount about a person's priorities.

Then Joe and David listen to the finished AI-generated song Joe wrote using David's answers to last week's inspiration questions. Artificial intelligence has officially entered the songwriting business, and apparently David's fears and personal experiences are now musical source material.

We also get into:
• Why watching TV in bed might be the worst way to judge whether a show is good
• Whether falling asleep during an episode means the show wasn't worth watching
• A Harry Potter movie trivia challenge using nothing but audio clips
• Joe's furnace inspection and a potentially dangerous carbon monoxide issue
• Whether the guys are dressing up for next week's Halloween episode
• And another round of This Week's Pour Choices

Then comes one of the episode's biggest games:
Guess the Harry Potter Movie From the Sound Bite!
David plays Joe short audio clips from the Harry Potter films, and Joe has to identify which movie each quote came from.
Eight movies. Hundreds of memorable lines. One opportunity to prove whether years of watching Hogwarts students nearly die actually taught you anything.

Later, Joe shares a genuinely concerning story about a furnace technician identifying an installation issue that might have allowed carbon monoxide to accumulate. The furnace happens to sit directly beneath the room where Joe sleeps.

Because apparently being an adult means paying someone to tell you which part of your house might be trying to kill you.

Then it's time for AskReddit:
• You’re given $10,000 with one objective: mildly annoy your worst enemy for an entire year. What’s your plan?
• What's the adult equivalent of finding out Santa Claus isn't real?

Finally, we wrap things up with celebrity birthdays and This Day in Sports History.

It's Harry Potter trivia, movie hypotheticals, sword debates, AI music, teleportation, Halloween plans, petty revenge, home maintenance horror stories, and two grown men treating completely unnecessary questions like they deserve serious academic consideration.

If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic conversations, Harry Potter trivia, movie references, Would You Rather questions, AskReddit stories, dark humor, pop culture, and ridiculous hypotheticals, you're in the right place.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE SOMEONE SPENDS $10,000 MAKING YOUR LIFE SLIGHTLY WORSE 👇 

Chapters 

00:00 – INTRO
00:31 – WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SWORD AND A DAGGER?
5:06 – IF YOU COULD TELEPORT TO THREE PLACES, WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
16:05 – WHAT ONE ITEM FROM ANY MOVIE WOULD YOU WANT TO OWN?
22:29 – JOE’S SPOOKY SONG
28:33 – DOES FALLING ASLEEP MEAN A TV SHOW IS BAD?
32:47 – GUESS THE HARRY POTTER MOVIE FROM THE SOUND BITE
44:10 – THE FURNAC SERVICE NIGHTMARE
51:56 – ARE WE DRESSING UP FOR HALLOWEEN?
53:22 – THIS WEEK'S POUR CHOICES
57:52 – ASK REDDIT: $10,000 TO MILDLY ANNOY YOUR WORST ENEMY
1:05:35 – ASK REDDIT: THE ADULT VERSION OF FINDING OUT SANTA ISN'T REAL
1:11:19 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:14:27 – THIS DAY IN SPORTS HISTORY
1:16:56 – OUTRO
 

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🚨 5 MILLION VIEWS, AI TRUMP RALLIES & A POLAR BEAR-SIZED PENGUIN! 🚨

This week on The Pour Choices Show, David and Joe debate how much money it would take to permanently go bald, determine whether they'd rather fight a polar bear-sized penguin or a penguin-sized polar bear, and discover that apparently getting 5 million Instagram views and making over $800 on TikTok isn't enough to make David visibly excited.

We kick things off with an important financial hypothetical:

How much would someone have to pay you to shave your head and remain completely bald for the rest of your life?

Then we move into one of the most ridiculous hypothetical fights imaginable. Would you rather face a giant penguin or a miniature polar bear? Somehow, both options sound like a terrible afternoon.

From there, David explains why his wife was confused by his complete lack of excitement over the podcast's recent success.

An Instagram Reel over 5 MILLION views, and the show's first month of TikTok monetization brought in more than $800.

His reaction? Basically nothing.

His explanation? Nearly 30 years of being a Dallas Cowboys fan has conditioned him to expect disappointment the second things start going well.

Which might be the most convincing psychological explanation for being a Cowboys fan anyone has ever offered.

Then things get political. Sort of.

Someone had a bot analyze over 1,000 hours of Donald Trump rallies and generate a fictional rally speech. The result is exactly the kind of completely unnecessary technological achievement humanity apparently decided to prioritize.

We also get into:
• Joe interviewing David to create an AI-generated, Halloween-themed song.
• Remembering one of their scariest elementary school teachers and unexpectedly discovering that she had passed away
• Joe's local food truck scene and his theory about a suspiciously quiet Mexican restaurant
• Amazon's new AI feature that makes assumptions about you based on your shopping history
• The nostalgia of Christmas catalogs and advent calendars

We also hear about Joe's dog, Cinnamon, and David shares his attempt at turning hilarious internet comments into an AI-generated song.

Then we get into This Week's Pour Choices and AskReddit.

• What's the ultimate poor man's meal that you still secretly love eating today? We're talking childhood struggle meals, questionable combinations, and foods that have absolutely no business tasting as good as they do.

• Asking straight men when they first realized they weren't gay, leading into another round of personal stories and unexpected answers.

We wrap things up with celebrity birthdays and This Day in Sports History.

It's AI-generated Trump comedy, giant penguins, childhood fears, Halloween music, Dallas Cowboys trauma, ridiculous conspiracies, nostalgia, AskReddit, and two lifelong friends proving that no amount of technology can replace the ancient tradition of asking each other stupid questions.

If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic conversations, dark humor, funny hypotheticals, AI experiments, NFL jokes, childhood nostalgia, conspiracy theories, and AskReddit stories, you're in the right place.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE AMAZON AI STARTS JUDGING YOUR PURCHASE HISTORY 👇 

Chapters 

00:00 – INTRO
 04:38 - HOW MUCH MONEY WOULD IT TAKE TO GO BALD FOREVER?
 06:49 - POLAR BEAR-SIZED PENGUIN VS PENGUIN-SIZED POLAR BEAR
 10:49 – IT’S HARD TO GET EXCITED
19:07 – FOUR MORE SWAMPS!
 22:49 – SPOOKY SONG INSPRIATION QUESTIONS
 33:17 – REMEMBERING OUR SCARIEST ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHER
 39:51 - FOOD TRUCKS & MONEY LAUNDERING CONSPIRACIES
 48:50 - WHAT AMAZON'S AI THINKS ABOUT US
 54:41 - AMAZON CATALOGS & ADVENT CALENDARS
 59:49 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
 1:02:46 – JOE’S DOG, CINNAMON
 1:04:20 – #SONGSFROMCOMMENTS
 1:07:31 - ASK REDDIT: THE BEST POOR MAN'S MEALS YOU STILL LOVE
 1:12:38 - ASK REDDIT: WHEN DID YOU REALIZE YOU WEREN'T GAY?
 1:19:54 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
 1:22:10 - THIS DAY IN SPORTS HISTORY
 1:26:21 - OUTRO
 

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🚨 DAD JEOPARDY, $100 KIDS’ JACKETS & SCIENCE WITHOUT ETHICS! 🚨

This week on The Pour Choices Show, David and Joe are joined by James for an episode packed with parenting debates, dad trivia, terrible hypotheticals, bizarre science questions, and the important discovery that hippos apparently do not float.

We kick things off with Joe’s stepdaughter dropping in to share a hippo fact and asking the group a question that immediately reveals how each of them would abuse legislative power:

If you could invent your own holiday, what would it be?

From there, the guys attempt to figure out how viruses actually begin. Does every outbreak eventually trace back to one unlucky person? Is there always a biological Patient Zero, or are we once again confidently asking science questions without doing any science?

Then things move into parenting.

Should kids receive an allowance, or should helping around the house simply be part of existing in a family?

Joe also presents a parenting dilemma after his stepson wants to spend $100 of his own money on a jacket. Since it was clothing instead of toys or video games, Joe offered to pay half. Reasonable compromise, terrible financial precedent, or both?

David follows that with the story of taking his two-year-old daughter to her first swim class, which went exactly as peacefully as taking a two-year-old into a swimming pool surrounded by strangers sounds.

We also get into:
• David mixing Epsom salt into body wash and accidentally discovering luxury
• Whether hell serves only well-done steak or simply bans steak entirely
• The proper strategy at a completely packed gas station
• A round of Dad-Themed “Would You Rather” questions
• And Dad-Themed Jeopardy, where fatherhood finally gets the game-show treatment it deserves 

Later, James asks whether David and Joe would consider their own cities overrated or underrated if they did not already live there and know them so well.

Then we wrap things up with This Week’s Pour Choices and two AskReddit questions that go in dramatically different directions.
First: what is the absolute worst way to wake up?
Then: what scientific experiment would you conduct if money and ethics were completely irrelevant?

Which is a remarkably efficient way to discover which people should never receive grant funding.

Finally, we close with celebrity birthdays and This Day in Sports History.

It’s parenting arguments, dad jokes, science questions, city debates, bizarre hypotheticals, Jeopardy, AskReddit, and three grown men treating everyday decisions like they require a congressional hearing.

If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic conversations, dad humor, parenting debates, Would You Rather questions, trivia games, AskReddit stories, weird science, and sports history, you’re in the right place.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE SOMEONE FUNDS THE NO-ETHICS EXPERIMENT 👇 

Chapters 

00:00 – INTRO
1:16 – HIPPOS DON’T FLOAT
6:24 – DOES EVERY VIRUS START WITH ONE PERSON?
9:56 – SHOULD KIDS GET AN ALLOWANCE?
16:01 – HOW MUCH MONEY IS TOO MUCH FOR A JACKET? 
21:30 – DAVID TAKES HIS DAUGHTER TO HER FIRST SWIM CLASS
24:54 – EPSOM SALT IS LIFE CHANGING
29:33 – HELL-BENT ON STEAK
31:56 – GAS STATION ETIQUETTE
34:09 – WOULD YOU RATHER?
43:18 – DAD THEMED JEOPARDY
1:01:16 – ARE OUR CITIES OVERRATED OR UNDERRATED?
1:05:56 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:09:16 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT’S THE WORST WAY TO WAKE UP?
1:20:45 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT EXPERIMENT WOULD YOU RUN WITHOUT MONEY OR ETHICS?
1:28:32 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:32:01 – THIS DAY IN SPORTS HISTORY
1:35:47 – OUTRO
 

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🚨 AI, RANCH PACKETS, HARRY POTTER ROAST PANELS & BURNING SOYBEAN FIELDS! 🚨

This week on The Pour Choices Show, David and Joe debate whether tall boys are one of the greatest stores of value in modern history, ask what happens if Polyjuice Potion meets pregnancy, and build Harry Potter teams for Family Feud, comedy roasts, and football.

So, naturally, civilization has peaked.

We start with Joe claiming that nothing holds its value better than a tall boy. David counters with the eternal champion of inflation resistance, Arizona Iced Tea. Joe accepts defeat but maintains that the tall boy is considerably more useful.

Then things get stupid quickly.
• Would you rather have a pumpkin for a head or the body of a scarecrow?
• At what age does staying at your friend’s house stop being a “sleepover” and become “crashing at your boy’s place”?
• If you use Polyjuice Potion with hair from a pregnant woman, are you also suddenly pregnant?

From there, David and Joe dive into No Dumb Questions, a collection of Would You Rather scenarios and hypotheticals that prove there may, in fact, be dumb questions.

Then the guys compare how completely differently they use AI.

Joe gives David a series of his recent AI prompts with absolutely no context, and David has to figure out what bizarre situation caused Joe to ask them in the first place. It is essentially digital archaeology, except the ancient civilization is just Joe’s search history.

Then comes the main event:

The Harry Potter Draft Wheel.

David loads a spinning wheel with different draft categories, and whatever it lands on, they have to build a team using Harry Potter characters.

This week includes:
• Family Feud teams
• Comedy roast panels
• A football squad: Quarterback, Running back, Two wide receivers, & Tight end 

Because apparently Firenze’s NFL Draft stock needed to be discussed eventually.

We wrap things up with This Week’s Pour Choices and AskReddit questions that include which inanimate object would be the biggest asshole if it suddenly came to life, and the dumbest reasons men have ever completely lost interest in someone.

Then it’s celebrity birthdays, This Day in Sports History, and another successful week of asking questions nobody responsible was working on.

It’s Harry Potter, AI prompts, ridiculous hypotheticals, football drafts, AskReddit, pop culture, and two lifelong friends assigning far too much importance to questions that should probably remain unanswered.

If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic conversations, Harry Potter debates, AI nonsense, weird hypotheticals, sports arguments, AskReddit stories, and competitive games designed to create unnecessarily strong opinions, you’re in the right place.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE POLYJUICE POTION WEARS OFF 👇 

Chapters 

00:00 – INTRO
00:31 – TALL BOYS VS ARIZONA ICED TEA: WHAT HOLDS ITS VALUE BETTER?
2:01 – PUMPKIN HEAD OR SCARECROW BODY?
5:36 – THE POLUJUICE POTION PARADOX
8:27 – WHEN DOES A SLEEPOVER BECOME "JUST CRASHING?"
11:34 – NO DUMB QUESTIONS: WOULD YOU RATHER & STUPID HYPOTHETICALS
27:47 – GUESS THE CONTEXT OF JOE’S AI PROMPTS
43:21 – THE HARRY POTTER DRAFT WHEEL
1:04:59 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:10:36 – ASK REDDIT: THE RUDEST INANIMATE OBJECTS
1:14:24 – ASK REDDIT: THE DUMBEST REASON MEN HAVE LOST INTEREST IN A WOMAN
1:22:54 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:27:03 – THIS DAY IN SPORTS HISTORY 
1:29:29 – OUTRO
 

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🚨 WIZARD HAIRSTYLES, THE 9/11 BUTTERFLY EFFECT & HOW MUCH AMERICANS ACTUALLY SPEND! 🚨

This week on The Pour Choices Show, David and Joe question why malls still haven’t discovered shopping carts, blind-rank wizard hairstyles, listen to an AI-generated song built from David’s answers, and somehow trace a bizarre pop-culture chain from 9/11 to the creation of YouTube.

We start with one of those incredibly minor inconveniences that becomes increasingly irritating the longer you think about it:

Why don’t malls have shopping carts?

You can carry seventeen bags through three floors of stores, but apparently wheels would be a bridge too far.

From there, the guys debate whether it would be worse to get caught telling a lie or tell the absolute truth and have nobody believe you.

Then David circles back to the modern job-search nightmare.

After discussing employers using AI to screen applicants before an actual human ever sees their resume, David brings up a lawsuit involving Workday and allegations that automated hiring systems can discriminate against applicants.

Because apparently getting rejected by a robot before disappointing a human wasn’t dystopian enough.

The conversation then wanders into sports contracts with Bobby Bonilla Day and Chris Davis before Joe forces David to Blind Rank Wizard Hairstyles, finally addressing the part of the Harry Potter universe nobody was brave enough to investigate.

We also get into:
• The new Kirby game and its Mario/Zelda influences
• The bizarre “9/11 Butterfly Effect” theory connecting the Super Bowl halftime show, Janet Jackson’s wardrobe malfunction, and YouTube
• How much the average American actually spends on everyday expenses
• Modern car payments and the financial decisions we all pretend are reasonable
• And Joe’s finished AI-generated song based entirely on David’s answers from last week

The guys listen to the finished track and determine whether artificial intelligence has created legitimate music or simply weaponized David’s thoughts against him.

Then we wrap things up with This Week’s Pour Choices and AskReddit.

First: why don’t adults today seem as “adult” as the adults we remember growing up?

Then things get significantly less responsible with stories about the craziest situations people have ever woken up to after a night of partying.

Finally, we close with celebrity birthdays and another episode proving that adulthood is mostly expensive purchases, questionable decisions, and occasionally wondering why nobody gave you a manual.

It’s AI hiring, NFL contracts, Harry Potter rankings, Kirby, personal finance, weird pop-culture connections, AI music, AskReddit stories, and two lifelong friends confidently following tangents until someone remembers what they were originally talking about.

If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic conversations, pop culture, sports, Harry Potter debates, AI discussions, personal finance, weird internet theories, and AskReddit stories, you’re in the right place.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE AI REJECTS YOUR APPLICATION 👇 

Chapters 

00:00 – INTRO
05:03 - WHY DON’T MALLS HAVE SHOPPING CARTS?
07:35 - WOULD YOU RATHER GET CAUGHT LYING OR NOT BE BELIEVED?
11:51 - THE WORKDAY DISCRIMINATION LAWSUIT
18:02 - BOBBY BONILLA DAY
20:53 - BLIND RANK WIZARD HAIRSTYLES
27:11 - KIRBY AND THE WORLD BEYOND
31:30 - THE 9/11 BUTTERFLY EFFECT
38:26 - HOW MUCH DOES THE AVERAGE AMERICAN SPEND?
56:02 - JOE TURNED DAVID’S ANSWERS INTO AN AI-GENERATED SONG
59:41 - THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:01:06 - ASK REDDIT: WHY DON’T ADULTS TODAY SEEM SO ADULT-Y?
1:06:05 - ASK REDDIT: CRAZIEST THING YOU’VE WOKEN UP TO AFTER PARTYING
1:16:09 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:17:58 – OUTRO
 

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🚨 EXHAUSTIVE JOB HUNTS, YO-YO NOSTALGIA & THE MOST USELESS ANIMAL IN THE WORLD! 🚨

This week on The Pour Choices Show, David and Joe debate whether starfish contribute anything useful to society, turn four suspiciously profound questions into the inspiration needed to write a song, and discover that apparently you can be rejected for a job while physically sitting at the desk of the job you already got.

We start with one of those parenting questions nobody thinks about until suddenly they have to, and follow it up with a question about one of nature’s blatant hiccups: 
• At what age does taking a bath-time picture of your kid become inappropriate?
• Are starfish the most pointless animal in the animal kingdom?

Evolution had millions of years. Apparently, sometimes it just makes a decorative ocean pancake.

Then David finally gets to share some genuinely good news: after roughly 10 months of job hunting, and 350+ job applications, he landed a new job. Naturally, corporate America immediately found a way to make it stupid.

While sitting at work, David receives an email from a company thanking him for applying, complimenting his resume, and informing him that the position has already been filled.

The company was his new employer.
The email went to his company email.
The position was filled by David.
The person reading the rejection email.
At his desk.
In that exact position.

From there, Joe unveils what sounds like a series of deep philosophical questions. David answers them seriously, only to learn Joe Googled the basic elements that make up a song, converted those elements into questions, and plans to use David’s answers as lyrics for an AI-generated song.

So somewhere between therapy, songwriting, and entrapment, a new piece of music is apparently being born.

We also get into:

• Betting on, or against, yourself for absolutely no financial reward
• David gambling on whether his car could make it home before running out of gas
• Childhood yo-yo nostalgia
• Buying the exact same yo-yo decades later on Amazon
• Trying to figure out the first consumer product ever ordered online
• The early days of e-commerce and online shopping
• And the time David’s dad responded to a BMW repair problem by simply replacing the entire vehicle

Because when BMW refuses to cover a transfer case 4,000 miles outside warranty, there are technically several solutions. Buying another vehicle is certainly one of them.

We wrap things up with This Week’s Pour Choices and two AskReddit questions: what people never realized was optional until they watched someone simply refuse to do it, and what every guy should know even though nobody really teaches it.

Then we close with celebrity birthdays and the usual reminder that curiosity becomes significantly more dangerous when you give two people microphones.

It’s weird animal debates, corporate stupidity, AI songwriting, childhood nostalgia, online-shopping history, questionable fuel decisions, BMW problems, and two lifelong friends turning ordinary observations into investigations nobody requested.

If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic conversations, nostalgia, AskReddit stories, weird hypotheticals, technology history, personal stories, and arguments that somehow go from starfish to e-commerce without warning, you’re in the right place.  

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE FISH LEARN WHAT A BICYCLE IS 👇 

Chapters 

00:00 – INTRO
1:14 – WHEN DO BATH-TIME KID PHOTOS BECOME INAPPROPRIATE?
4:44 – ARE STARFISH THE MOST USELESS ANIMALS?
13:19 – GETTING REJECTED FROM A JOB YOU ALREADY HAVE
21.46 – TURNING OUR LIVES INTO LIFE IN A SONG
35:48 – BETTING AGAINST YOURSELF
46:58 – YO-YO NOSTALGIA & THE FIRST THING EVER BOUGHT ONLINE
55:59 – CAR TROUBLES AND DEALERSHIP SLIMEBALLS
1:12:00 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:14:49 – ASKREDDIT: WHAT DID YOU NEVER REALIZE WAS OPTIONAL?
1:21:03 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT SHOULD EVERY GUY KNOW BUT IS RARELY TAUGHT?
1:31:33 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:34:25 – OUTRO

 

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🚨 POUTINE, FISH FACTS & THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN IN 2001! 🚨

This week on The Pour Choices Show, Chris tries poutine for the first time, David questions whether an open garage counts as being inside or outside, and the guys stumble into a legal debate about why professional pornography and prostitution are treated differently.

So, a normal start.

That conversation immediately reveals the obvious solution: this podcast desperately needs a lawyer willing to answer questions nobody wants attached to their professional reputation. Somehow, while trying to solve sex-work law, Chris also reveals that he was the kind of psychopath who folded book pages instead of using bookmarks.

From there, the guys travel back to the 1990s to see which classic phrases they still remember before moving into one of the darker games of the episode.

David brings out King of the Hill: 2001 Edition.

Chris gets a series of head-to-head events from 2001 and has to decide which was worse. The winner stays on the board and faces the next terrible event until one unfortunate moment is crowned champion.

History class was never supposed to work like March Madness, yet here we are.

Then we get significantly more educational with some groundbreaking Fish Facts, including revelations such as “Fish spend most of their lives underwater” and “Most fish have never ridden a bicycle.” Plus several other facts that technically qualify as true while contributing absolutely nothing to society

Chris then gives David a list of 20 life experiences to see how many he has completed compared with the average American before the guys play More or Less, a game built entirely around bizarre questions, questionable instincts, and confidently guessing which number is larger.

Later, David describes the borderline spiritual experience of getting a massage after taking Adderall, the guys discuss Fantasy Football punishments, and Kevin Bacon once again invades the podcast.

They return to the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon and try to find movies starring actors with the highest possible Bacon Number, because apparently every road in Hollywood eventually leads to one man from Footloose.

We wrap things up with This Week’s Pour Choices; AskReddit stories about the petty ongoing wars between household pets, and some extremely creative euphemisms for masturbation; celebrity birthdays; and This Day in History.

It’s 90s nostalgia, weird legal questions, dark history games, useless animal trivia, fantasy football humiliation, Kevin Bacon mathematics, pet drama, and two grown men continuing their commitment to learning things nobody needed explained.

If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic conversations, dark humor, nostalgia, trivia games, AskReddit stories, Kevin Bacon, and debates that somehow go from pornography law to bookmarks without warning, you’re in the right place.  

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE FISH LEARN WHAT A BICYCLE IS 👇 

Chapters 

00:00 – Intro
3:27 – CHRIS TRIES POUTINE FOR THE FIRST TIME
5:04 – IF YOUR GARAGE DOOR IS OPEN, ARE YOU INSIDE OR OUTSIDE?
7:44 - WHY IS PROFESSIONAL PORNOGRAPHY NOT PROSTITUTION?
10:00 – WE NEED A LAWYER
12:13 – DO YOU REMEMBER THESE 90S PHRASES?
19:05 – KING OF THE HILL: WORST EVENTS OF 2001
30:06 – MIND BLOWING FISH FACTS
32:35 – HOW MANY OF THESE 20 THINGS HAVE YOU DONE?
37:46 – MORE OR LESS
44:25 – THE ADDERALL MASSAGE EXPERIENCE
48:57 – FANTASY FOOTBALL PUNISHMENTS
50:50 – 6 DEGREES OF KEVIN BACON
57:40 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
59:25 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT DRAMA IS HAPPENING BETWEEN YOUR PETS?
1:09:56 – ASK REDDIT: THE BEST EUPHEMISMS FOR MASTURBATION
1:14:45 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:17:18 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1:19:45 – OUTRO 
 

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🚨 HARRY POTTER MUGGLE DRAMA, KEVIN BACON & BRAIN-BREAKING PARADOXES! 🚨

This week on The Pour Choices Show, David and Chris question bartender tipping, investigate whether koozies actually accomplish anything, attempt an alphabetically restricted Harry Potter conversation, and eventually wander into logical paradoxes that make reality feel considerably less trustworthy.

We start with a perfectly reasonable complaint about tipping.

Why should the tip on a drink increase just because the drink costs more when the bartender may have done the exact same amount of work? A $5 beer and a $15 whiskey pour can require roughly the same physical effort, yet somehow mathematics has decided one deserves three times the gratitude.

From there, David asks one of civilization’s great unanswered questions: what is the actual point of a koozie?

Chris also unveils his new lava lamp, because apparently the podcast studio is slowly becoming a Spencer’s Gifts from 2004.

Then the guys discuss the recent deaths of Dolly Parton and Tim Curry before attempting another alphabet conversation challenge. The scenario this time:

You just discovered you’re a Mudblood because your mom is a Muggle.

Every response has to begin with the next letter of the alphabet, turning what was already an absurd Harry Potter conversation into verbal Sudoku.

The episode continues with:

• A round of “Would You Rather?”
• Drafting the best “things that are cold”
• Another attempt to beat the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon
• Chris completely failing to prepare a new segment
• A completely unnecessary conversation about Cher, Adele, and Shakira
• And another round of Show & Tell

Later, the guys get into AskReddit questions that are significantly more dangerous to think about than they initially appear.

First, logical paradoxes that completely break your brain the longer you consider them. Then they discuss outdated objects that have somehow survived decades of technological progress despite having every reason to disappear.

We wrap things up with This Week’s Pour Choices, celebrity birthdays, and This Day in History.

It’s Harry Potter hypotheticals, Kevin Bacon mathematics, nostalgia, lava lamps, weird debates, philosophical brain damage, and two grown men proving once again that even the smallest question can become a completely unnecessary investigation.

If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic conversations, Harry Potter humor, movie trivia, AskReddit questions, weird hypotheticals, pop culture, and debates nobody 

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE YOU THINK ABOUT THE PARADOX TOO LONG 👇 

Chapters 

00:00 – INTRO
3:18 – WHY DO WE TIP BASED ON THE PRICE OF A DRINK?
7:54 – WHAT’S THE POINT OF A KOOZIE?
9:51 – Chris’s New Lava Lamp
13:49 – DOLLY PARTON & TIM CURRY
15:57 – ALPHABET CONVERSATION: YOU FOUND OUT YOU’RE A MUDBLOOD
23:42 – WOULD YOU RATHER?
33:23 – THINGS THAT ARE COLD DRAFT
43:06 – 6 DEGREES OF KEVIN BACON
48:10 – LIFE AFTER LOVE
52:14 – SHOW & TELL
1:01:59 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:04:28 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT LOGICAL PARADOX BREAKS YOUR BRAIN?
1:15:28 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT OUTDATED OBJECT REFUSES TO DIE?
1:23:55 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:26:30 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1:28:42 – OUTRO
 

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