Wow, great, it's a shorter show! Sorry, or you're welcome. But I gotta find a new job and a dog sibling for Alph, and so I'm doing that thing from the Bible, I think? I dunno, again raised Catholic and Catholic people don't read the Bible. But it's about splitting the baby in half. And as Tracy Morgan says in 30 Rock, "And I will take the top half, for that is the part with the face." 

So here is the top half of the baby, for now or forever, don't pressure me to decide!!!! 👹👹😛🌝

4 random recs, some life plans, some judgment on murderers, groundbreaking stuff. And PLEASE can everyone be nice to the people who post in the r/coolguides subreddit?! Have we no humanity?!