I Said I Liked It

This is a teeny tiny final episode! Sorryyy ;)

Do you like wolves or biting or pinching? You know what. Don't tell me. Here are some romance book recommendations that were originally started on Wattpad or Inkitt. I love a little unpasteurized cheese literary bazaar find. 

Also, some tips on how to not be weird in a social situation; take with a grain of salt.

Checkmate - Lisa Baillie

Teague's Breeder - Leona Page

Are you a fucking nightmare when you're bored? Well, knock that off; you have free will. But here are some recommendations for books I always read when I'm listless and bored, like a surly Victorian woman who's been locked in the attic, and like, that part is fine but it's fucking stuffy in here. Can I get a box fan and a little nosh; a little of everything would be great, thanks.

THEY CUT DOWN THE TREE. The sick one 😭 it lived a life of brutality at the hands of humans, and once it succumbed to its injuries, they murdered it in the street. 

Topics: Tentacles, Patent Pending™ 8 or 9 or 10 step system to outrun depression with Slavic techno, Golden Girls Lied To Us, Alph is ableist 😭, quirky does not mean what you think it does, and an unsent email draft meditation that is low-key way too mean. 

Treasure of the Abyss - Tiffany Roberts 

Wed by Proxy - Alice Coldbreath

I'm tired; this is kind of short. I recorded and edited this really quickly, so we're going to find out if there are errors together! How nice! 

We have almonds and an alien child in a human suit, TV rules for being a good girlfriend, plus hugging, roller skating camp, autumn, stinky Worcester, devil pacts, and clerks.

Basket of Wishes - Rebecca Paisley 

Lawman - Diana Palmer (¡NOT SORRY!)

Do you or do you not know of an alien or shifter who is looking for a female Gaston to mooch off of them? I need to know ASAP. 

Shifter romance books today, and just saying, get ready to ruin ur clothes if ur about to turn into a bear or something. 

There’s a bunch of other stuff too, baby wigs, Glenn Danzig, Voltaire, a black beauty to take the edge off, a Nashua Costco bucket friendship, sonder is a scam, consciousness is beautiful when she takes her glasses off but she still smells like root vegetables, wizard nap, D&D central casting for an ass that won’t quit, and warm tone light bulbs! 

Chased by a Bear - Celia Kyle 

Bunny and the Bear - Eve Langlais

The Gorison Traveler Incident - Laurann Dohner

I can't wait for MySpace to make a comeback, for like the 5th time. I wasn't ready before. I was still pretending to be a good person, but that's done now. 

This week's episode is its regular amount of all over the place. I talk about dating, and torture, cocaine dolls, vampires with a greasy middle part, seaside lurking, someone hot wrecking the vibe, how feral I am for a man with a stutter, and a bunch of other stuff. 

Romance Recs for this week are all Mystery/Romantic Suspense books, mostly because Elliot Stabler and I need to buy custom pants for our big luscious asses. 

Dead Until Dark - Charlaine Harris Killing Her Softly - Beverly Barton

The Cutting Edge - Linda Howard 

My cup runneth over, with Pina Colada Celsius and these romance books that all have too much stuff. What kind of stuff? Pet pigs and child brides and truck stop strip shows and alien kings. If that sounds like a bad thing to you, you might just not like cool stuff. And hey, that's alright. I'm not really the authority on cool stuff. I'm 35 and love to sleep. 

I'm looking for my mini beef jerky sticks. I'm disappointed with my reading comprehension during a critical moment, and it's been 2 decades, but I'm still baffled that Lust for Life was in a Carnival Cruise commercial. 

Gunner - Lola Wright

Grim - M.K. Eidem

Passionate Bid - Tierney O'Malley

It sounds like a weird trope, but it's not. It combines two of my favorite things, eavesdropping and emotional damage.

I'm tired, again, always, forever. Alph got hit by a horrible scooter man. I have emotions, but only at the saddest of paintings. I had to work on the 4th of July (observed). I hate being outdoors and people who riff too hard on a bass. I love Selling Sunset (not a new revelation) and Turkish oil wrestling (a new revelation). And G-wagons don't belong in Worcester. I don't want to see it; I'm not jealous; I'm sad that you've mismanaged your money and didn't get an XC90.

Lionhearted - Diana Palmer SORRY

Bet Me - Jennifer Crusie

Sweet Dreams - Kristen Ashley

Wow, great, it's a shorter show! Sorry, or you're welcome. But I gotta find a new job and a dog sibling for Alph, and so I'm doing that thing from the Bible, I think? I dunno, again raised Catholic and Catholic people don't read the Bible. But it's about splitting the baby in half. And as Tracy Morgan says in 30 Rock, "And I will take the top half, for that is the part with the face." 

So here is the top half of the baby, for now or forever, don't pressure me to decide!!!! 👹👹😛🌝

4 random recs, some life plans, some judgment on murderers, groundbreaking stuff. And PLEASE can everyone be nice to the people who post in the r/coolguides subreddit?! Have we no humanity?! 

Hiii I forgot to read anything for this week's episode! How? Was I abducted? Maybe! 

So this episode is all random romance book recommendations. They really were randomly picked, but I did heavily screen them because my mom listens to this show. Supportive parents are a blessing 🙏

Anyway, I'll let you figure out what the books are. I'm tired.

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