This week we finally took a look at the infamous Showgirls! Or as we like to call it, Whiplash with titties!

Too many titties to TitScope (™)! Casually kicking cocks and causing chaos! Being a bitch to the babe that bought you burgers (and everyone else)! Crazy woman cusses wildly causing wimpy kids to wig out! Conjuring conflict by creating non-consensual coital climax completely clear of context! Disappointing lack of White Zombie! Zack’s satisfying cell-phone snap! Nomi swinging her sweat smells! Burgers and fries taste better out of red plastic baskets! Walking with jizz jazz in your jeans! “I’ll do anything but ice my nipples!” Chris hates saxophones, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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Next week we watch Ryan Reynolds take his shirt off.