Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones are here again for more verbal back and forth. Today they discuss: BBC star salaries, the ongoing Wagatha Christie affair, words that have gone out of fashion, trying to get naughty terms into print, Mariah Carey, The Savoy Hotel, Gordon Ramsay, the Scouts, William and Kate, John Lennon's interview with Whispering Bob, Brian Epstein's prized possessions going up for sale, keeping a diary, letting your employer know who you've had horizontal refreshment with, misandry vs. misogyny, whether a glass of wine counts towards your 5-a-day and Porky's teeth.  

Meanwhile LAJ rants about the future of the Royal Family and Porky admits he doesn't believe in Seasonal Affective Disorder. It's a good job Planet Porky is in top form all year round...

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