For our first One In A Million of the year, we have messages about a lucky time doing pub quizzes, Pink Floyd and Paul McCartney co-incidences, a brilliant baked bean flick, two Australian brothers, a amazing discovery with some door keys, a golfing success story and a suggestion for Joe’s OIAM gameshow idea.

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First up, there’s chat about tomato juice, some recent dreams, Joe overhearing a conversation about comedy podcasts and David sitting next to two farting dogs on a train. Then they start discussing which comedians they were intimidated by when first doing stand up - and then quickly realise the idea could be made into a great game. So they find a list of names on a comedy website and the quizzing begins…

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Despite David and Joe having absolutely nothing to talk about today, it’s a busy old episode. Subjects up for discussion include staying in hotels, walking in London, repeating ourselves on the pod, a slow start to the new series, how best to adjust your pants in public, uncomfortable moments with cab drivers, Joe’s mysterious phone message, looking really old to younger people, David’s strange walk and ending the pod for good. Which all begs the question - just why are you still listening?

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David and Joe are tight for time this morning, so the episode is literally on the clock - they’ve set an alarm to know when to finish. They kick things off by rattling through some quick-fire questions, before David casually mentions a picture of a boy he kissed at school when he was eight. Or more like, they touched tongues. Either way, Joe obviously wants to know everything about David’s revelation and the questioning takes up the rest of the show.

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It’s another show from the Chatabix archives and for this one, old pal and comedian Kerry Godliman joins David & Joe as a surprise guest. They talk about acting, After Life and how Kerry was a camel for the whole term at Drama School. Kerry also gives David some therapy and tells them what she gets up to when not working.

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In today’s Mailbag, we read messages about undercover police work, a new use for David’s Happy Happy Girl song, a game of arsehole to beak, Joe’s ‘Helen’ DeGeneres slip-up, work nicknames, the insanity of house snooping, a few quips and a sexual activity tracking App. What a way to end the week - happy Friday!

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It’s a packed episode of chatting today! To kick things off, Joe tells David about seeing pictures of Josh Widdicombe’s house in a newspaper recently, David daydreams about more lovely homes in Bath, they both wonder how on earth people manage to afford multi-million pound houses, they plot to get Right Move to sponsor the pod and David explains how he ended up buying a pair of Chatabiscuit’s shoes. Then they have think about what it would take for them to do a Chatabix live tour - and their deliberations take up the rest of the show.

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David’s staying near Joe in Brighton for a few days, so they’re recording today’s show in very close proximity. But despite Joe’s best efforts to meet him for a walk, David’s determined to spend the day driving around looking at all the local villages. He’s also hoping to see some stand-up comedy later that evening. So they have a chat about all of that and David does some more reminiscing about the time he worked as a gardener in the West Sussex area. Plus, a heated debate about doing up Brighton pier.

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Chatabix is back to kick off 2026! And it might be a brand new series but nothing much has changed, as Joe’s talking to David from a hotel room and dealing with some dodgy Wi-Fi. But once that’s all sorted, there’s chat about new conversation ideas, some recent quipping and David’s Christmas holiday trips to Bath, Brighton and Lapland. Joe also reveals that he’s recently been on a run with some Chatabiscuits and David has a think about going to see The Cure’s last ever gig. It’s great to be back podding!

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For this week’s archive show, it’s the one when David and Joe were joined by former gangster, Charlie Breaker.

First posted on 6th Dec 2022

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