Down The Dog

By Keep It Light Media / Feral Television

Comedy

What's Down The Dog about?

Down The Dog with Jon Richardson and Matt Forde

Download our free app to listen on your phone

Down The Dog episodes:

05.03.2024
S1 EP 32: Future Egg
On the second episode this week: Jon’s attacked by a Zombie Wasp. we discuss Stephen Maguire eating a fly A listener complains about our first ever Bastard of the Week We digest Bellingham & Kane’s penalty incident Fordy gives us another 'Film Review' Rich Stu...
04.30.2024
S1 ep 31: “Drinkies with Daddy” & “Suck that Beethoven”
On the podcast this week: There's a lot of theme tune chat: A listener sends in a new Country version of the theme tune (plus a Grime one )whilst Pete emails in to defend himself after last week's gentle ribbing from...
04.25.2024
S1 EP 30: "How Do You Eat A Chocolate Coin?" & "I Wrote A Song Yesterday..."
On the second episode this week... Jon trys to ruin sexuality for all the listeners, there's some complaints about the current theme tune, there’s some Andy Mcnab gossip from a listener and a new feature: BASTARD of the week. plus...
04.24.2024
S1 EP 29: “You’re a Glory Hunter” & “Boozed-up Bad Boy of British Comedy… Jon Richardson”
This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: THAT Forest Tweet and the Everton loss Coventry v Man United and it’s own VAR controversy Jon on why he is a terrible football fan Jon on why he wants United to win the FA Cup -...
04.19.2024
S1 Ep 28: "Fordy vs REDACTED: The Next Big Celebrity Boxing Match"
The second episode of the week sees us: Start with a snack, there's some comments abut the new theme tune and for some reason we’re in a Western. Elsewhere... Fordy asks: How long do you think it would take me to drink...
04.17.2024
S1 EP 27: "Golfers look FIT" and a new theme tune...
This week the boys discuss: Chinos and the "Chino Bermuda Triangle" Matt & Jon reveal surprising Sportsmen they want to get off with and Matt reveals what Disney Character every man should be like. There's an excellent suggestion for a new theme tune...
04.13.2024
S1 EP 26: “Did you ever do martial arts?”
On the second episode this week… The boys reflect on a time they insulted each other 'for sport,' an unfortunate listener emails in about ‘On Chesil Beach,’ Matt teases Jon about going to the theatre and Carol Kirkwood turns up...
04.10.2024
S1 EP 25: “I was dressed as Santa and you were dressed as Mrs Clause”
Alternative title: "Do you know what they call this on the streets? Geezpod." On the Podcast this week: we're recording straight off of the back of Spurs v Forest and there's some inevitable tense back and forth between Matt and the...
03.26.2024
S1 EP 24: "You Told Me How To Touch Dogs & I’ll Always Be Grateful”
This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: The Top 20 sexiest Premier League football managers as voted for by AI, Jon puts a listener/footballer into bullshit corner, we discuss Paul Jewell’s favourite book and there’s a pub dog: Derek. Plus...
03.20.2024
S1 EP 23: Jon, Son of Jon, Son of Richard
This week on the podcast: Jon visits a “family farm” Fordey gives the Landlord some shit. There’s a new feature: What’s in Matt’s rucksack? There’s at least two other new new features We recommend Nottingham Forest get a dog for morale Jon admits “I’ve said the...
03.14.2024
S1 EP 22: Ever Seen A Hamsters Ballbag?
On the second episode this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: The Beekeeper, an alternative name for the Dog & Bastard, recommendations for Crufts AND an odd email about a status Dog from an anonymous listener. Elsewhere there’s talk of...
03.13.2024
S1 EP 21: Jon & Matt's Weekend Away - "The Geese Scared Me"
On the first episode this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss their lovely weekend away to watch Leeds v Sheffield Wednesday. Elsewhere the boys discuss: a new way to email, what Gary Neville does for 14 minutes every day...
03.08.2024
S1 EP 20: David Beckham’s Almond-Shaped Nipples
On the second episode this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: when Jon got a little bit buff, Anaesthesia dreams and men getting surgery to emulate David Beckham’s almond shaped nipples. Plus Matt confronts Jon with the truth as...
03.05.2024
S1 EP 19: Matt's emotional return to Forest: "Are you calling it a clanger or a howler?"
On the first episode this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Matt’s emotional return to watch his beloved Nottingham Forest after his operation. With Jon also in attendance they discuss what went on in the tunnel after the controversial...
02.29.2024
S1 EP 18: “I look like a fish that’s been squeezed”
The second episode this week sees Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Buttocks botox, the Take That podcast, dressing up for the school run and we nearly have our syndication moment. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: [email protected] or...
02.27.2024
S1 EP 17: Jon Vs The Pub Quiz Host
This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss Amazon's 'Married to the Game' show, port and why Jon always turns down TV quizzes. Elsewhere there's tension as we await the postman to deliver the 20-yr-old can of Fosters and a...
02.22.2024
S1 EP 16: My Bum Is In A Different Place
WE'RE BACK! Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss Matt's recovery from cancer including: the possibility of Matt becoming a 'Stoma Influencer,' Matt’s dreams about Jack Grealish whilst on morphine and if he's going to catheterise live on the podcast. Elsewhere...
10.16.2023
S1 Ep15: Jon plays ‘Carrot in a Box’ with the England Team.
Series 1 Ep 15: Jon plays ‘Carrot in a Box’ with the England Team. In the last Down The Dog for a while Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss all the behind-the-scenes gossip of when Jon met the England team last week (including...
10.13.2023
S1 Ep14: “You’re a Doctor and my b**** are weeping”
In the penultimate Down The Dog before we take a little break Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Matt’s tumour and a cheeky listener emails in to pitch why he’s the ideal stand-in, Jon details an awkward taxi journey he...
10.06.2023
S1 Ep13: “Everyone I meet I know EXACTLY what the score is”
Series 1 Ep 13: “Everyone I meet I know EXACTLY what the score is” In the second episode this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: earworms, ‘The Third Eye’ and why someone left Jon’s gig early this week in the interval. Elsewhere Jon...
10.05.2023
S1 Ep12: ‘VAR’, ‘Married At First Sight’ & ‘The Nutty Bag’
Series 1 Ep 12: ‘VAR’, ‘Married At First Sight’ & ‘The Nutty Bag’ This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde give their take on the Tottenham v Liverpool VAR controversy and Jon reveals how he was duped by Matt with some fake...
09.26.2023
S1 Ep11: “Matthew, the mucky video man is here…”
Series 1 Ep 11: “Matthew, the mucky video man is here…” This week, recorded before the weekend’s fixtures, Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Why Jon was dreading meeting his Daughter’s teacher last week, soup mix, TNT sports, White or Wholemeal bread? and...
09.23.2023
S1 EP10: Warnock, Treat Bowls & A Poopie
Series 1 Ep 10: Warnock, Treat Bowls & A Poopie This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Treat bowls and dog chews for humans, the social contract with the water company, the possible death of Football Focus and Neil Warnock. Elsewhere Jon...
09.15.2023
S1 EP9: Cockney Spiders
Series 1 Ep 9: Cockney Spiders In the second episode this week: find out what happened when Jon Richardson met John Terry at a charity trading day, we reveal our anagram winner and this week’s pub dog, ask arachnids to email in...
09.13.2023
S1 EP8: “My Wife Is Tired Of A Film She Has Never Seen”
In the first episode this week Jon proves himself to be a football psychic as we have a live watch-along of the Scotland v England game in ‘The Dog.’ Elsewhere we come up with other theories as to why footballers have...
08.31.2023
S1 EP7: “My Doctor felt the slug”
Series 1 Ep 7: “My Doctor felt the slug” In the second episode this week and very much an accompaniment to episode 6 (so make sure you’ve listened to that) Jon asks Matt for promo advice as he prepares to go on...
08.30.2023
S1 EP6: “I’m A Cardigan Wearing Anagram Fan”
Series 1 Ep 6: “I’m A Cardigan Wearing Anagram Fan” In the first episode this week find out why Jon Richardson classes himself as “a cardigan wearing anagram fan” and why Matt Forde would love “a big clock.” Elsewhere Matt tells us of...
08.26.2023
S1 EP5: “That’s the closest I’ve ever come to causing an International incident”
Series 1 Ep 5: “That’s the closest I’ve ever come to causing an International incident” In the second episode this week find out why Jon Richardson is like a whale, why Matt wants your art gallery strategies and what happened when Jon...
08.25.2023
S1 EP4: Jon opens A 20-yr-old sealed packet of fish for a sniff
Series 1 Ep 4: Jon opens A 20-yr-old sealed packet of fish for a sniff In the first episode this week Jon Richardson opens a 20-yr-old packet of fish while Matt Forde enlightens us with a satirical story from the Sunday Sport. Elsewhere...
08.17.2023
S1 EP3: “I speak like a thin man when I put on a French accent”
Series 1 Ep 3: “I speak like a thin man when I put on a French accent” This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss the important subjects of: What if Aliens are thick?, Jon’s Opera phase, what happened when a piece...
08.11.2023
S1 EP2: “Look at me with all these world leaders”
Series 1 Ep 2: “Look at me with all these world leaders” This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde reveal the weird object from Ep 1 that’s in Matt’s house which has ‘set the internet alight.’ Elsewhere they discuss: Meat raffles, cosplay dogs,...
08.04.2023
S1 EP1: The Soft Launch - “I Think I Sit On A Lot Of Chairs…”
Series 1 Ep 1: The Soft Launch - “I Think I Sit On A Lot Of Chairs…” Hello! welcome to the soft launch of our new podcast ‘Down The Dog.’ It’s the old CPFPL podcast but set in a pub but with...
07.26.2023
S2 EP71: “I’d be one of the first to go in a zombie attack’
Season 2 Ep 71: “I’d be one of the first to go in a zombie attack’ On the podcast this week Jon & Matt discuss Jon’s tactic for getting Lucy to bed so he can watch sport, what to do with kids...
07.19.2023
S2 EP70: “How many of our listeners can we get fantasying about Erling Haaland?”
Season 2 Ep 70: “How many of our listeners can we get fantasying about Erling Haaland?” On the podcast this week Jon & Matt discuss a wonderful listener email from a pregnant listener, discover why Matt might get knocked out by Liverpool’s...
07.05.2023
S2 EP69: “I saw a lot of muscly men this week…”
Season 2 Ep 69: “I saw a lot of muscly men this week…” On the podcast this week Jon & Matt throw some insults at the Australian cricket team, we imagine why it might be hard to have sex with Adama Traoré, Jon details...
06.29.2023
S2 EP68: “Banger, Banger, Banger”
Season 2 Ep 68: “Banger, Banger, Banger” On the podcast this week Matt discusses going to Glastonbury, we explore the idea of getting the podcast on the national curriculum and Jon explains why this week he's been looking for owl pellets. Elsewhere we look...
06.07.2023
S2 EP67: “Two Torsos, Four Arms, Four Legs, Two Heads and Two Willies”
Season 2 Ep 67: “Two Torsos, Four Arms, Four Legs, Two Heads and Two Willies” On the second podcast this week (and we're still being recorded on the road) Matt tells us about the Arsenal stadium tour whilst Jon discusses a medical problem...
06.04.2023
S2 EP66: “I hope that keeps you warm at Deepdale”
Season 2 Ep 66: “I hope that keeps you warm at Deepdale” On the podcast this week, recorded on the road, find out how Jon Richardson is dealing with Leeds’ relegation and why he's got a problem with the club's owner taking his...
05.30.2023
S2 EP65: “Take THAT tour guide from the past”
Season 2 Ep 65: “Take THAT tour guide from the past” Recorded before last weekend’s final Premier League fixtures Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss relegation and predict the outcome of Leeds v Spurs, why Leeds could be top of the bee league...
05.20.2023
S2 EP64: “I’m famous now, me”
Season 2 Ep 64: “I’m famous now, me” In the second episode of the podcast this week Jon and Matt discuss: Jon’s trip to the BAFTAs and why he could be up for a special award next year, there’s some very funny ‘Strong Grannies’...
05.19.2023
S2 EP63: “It sounds like the Italians hated you”
Season 2 Ep 63: “It sounds like the Italians hated you” The first episode of the podcast this week discusses: Matt’s honeymoon and an odd encounter on a wine tour, Jon reveals a pre-podcast sporting ritual and suggests why Warburton’s bread should...
05.09.2023
S2 EP62: “Two arms, two legs, a torso and a willy…”
Season 2 Ep 62: “Two arms, two legs, a torso and a willy…” Recorded on Thursday morning before the current Gameweek Jon and Matt are ‘joined’ by ‘Roy Keane’ to talk about wine. Elsewhere the boys discuss: steam rooms, Wrexham’s promotion and their pursuit...
05.05.2023
S2 EP61: “Our New King” (Sam Allardyce)
Recorded on Thursday morning Jon & Matt discuss Leeds’ surprise appointment of Sam Allardyce save their season. Jon wonders why his head looks 2D, why he inspires so many memes and why Allardyce’s appointment is like a Granny lifting a...
04.28.2023
S2 EP60: Matt’s Stag.
Season 2 Ep 60: Matt’s Stag. Recorded on Thursday morning Jon & Matt discuss Matt’s Stag last weekend and how it was gate-crashed by two ex-Premier League footballers, and how one of them gave Matt a gift. Elsewhere the boys discuss the current...
04.20.2023
S2 EP59: “Zippy’s in Succession!?” & Chianti Classico
Season 2 Ep 59: “Zippy’s in Succession!?” & Chianti Classico Our second episode of the week focuses on… Frank Lampard’s return, Just Stop Oil protesters and a mobile phone disrupting the snooker (and why this might affect Jon going to the Crucible...
04.18.2023
S2 EP58: “He’s thinking about the bass line from 'The Golden Girls'”
Season 2 Ep 58: “He’s thinking about the baseline from 'The Golden Girls'” Recorded hours before this weekend’s fixtures Jon reports back from ‘The Tower of Terror’ whilst Matt details his trip to Leeds for Forest away. Elsewhere we hear about the...
04.14.2023
S2 EP57: “Daddy’s Thick”
Season 2 Ep 57: “Daddy’s Thick” In the second episode this week, and recorded before the current Gameweek - Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss why Breakfast in Brighton for Jon was like ‘When Harry Met Sally,’ Matt reveals what he daydreams...
04.12.2023
S2 EP56: “Someone called me ‘Babycakes’ this week”
EPISODE 56: “Someone called me ‘Babycakes’ this week” Recorded before the latest Gameweek Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss Matt’s preparation for Rock 'N' Roll Football and why it should be renamed, A fear of toenail clippers and visiting Bedford. Elsewhere the...
04.08.2023
S2 EP55: “You’ll be doing the next podcast in a Hazmat suit…”
Episode 55: “You’ll be doing the next podcast in a Hazmat suit…” Recorded before the start of the Gameweek with some FPL updates recorded after Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss why Jon looks like slimmer of the year, whether it’s...
03.29.2023
S2 EP54: “Tomato Purrrrreeeeeeeeeeee”
Season 2 Ep 54: “Tomato Purrrrreeeeeeeeeeee” In the first episode this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss Matt going full Liza Minnelli whilst reading out ingredients, cinema films and the streaming gap, Harry Kane’s video call with the Prime Minister, what’s tax...

What's Down The Dog about?

Download our free app to listen on your phone

Down The Dog episodes:

S1 EP 32: Future Egg

S1 ep 31: “Drinkies with Daddy” & “Suck that Beethoven”

S1 EP 30: "How Do You Eat A Chocolate Coin?" & "I Wrote A Song Yesterday..."

S1 EP 29: “You’re a Glory Hunter” & “Boozed-up Bad Boy of British Comedy… Jon Richardson”

S1 Ep 28: "Fordy vs REDACTED: The Next Big Celebrity Boxing Match"

S1 EP 27: "Golfers look FIT" and a new theme tune...

S1 EP 26: “Did you ever do martial arts?”

S1 EP 25: “I was dressed as Santa and you were dressed as Mrs Clause”

S1 EP 24: "You Told Me How To Touch Dogs & I’ll Always Be Grateful”

S1 EP 23: Jon, Son of Jon, Son of Richard

S1 EP 22: Ever Seen A Hamsters Ballbag?

S1 EP 21: Jon & Matt's Weekend Away - "The Geese Scared Me"

S1 EP 20: David Beckham’s Almond-Shaped Nipples

S1 EP 19: Matt's emotional return to Forest: "Are you calling it a clanger or a howler?"

S1 EP 18: “I look like a fish that’s been squeezed”

S1 EP 17: Jon Vs The Pub Quiz Host

S1 EP 16: My Bum Is In A Different Place

S1 Ep15: Jon plays ‘Carrot in a Box’ with the England Team.

S1 Ep14: “You’re a Doctor and my b**** are weeping”

S1 Ep13: “Everyone I meet I know EXACTLY what the score is”

S1 Ep12: ‘VAR’, ‘Married At First Sight’ & ‘The Nutty Bag’

S1 Ep11: “Matthew, the mucky video man is here…”

S1 EP10: Warnock, Treat Bowls & A Poopie

S1 EP9: Cockney Spiders

S1 EP8: “My Wife Is Tired Of A Film She Has Never Seen”

S1 EP7: “My Doctor felt the slug”

S1 EP6: “I’m A Cardigan Wearing Anagram Fan”

S1 EP5: “That’s the closest I’ve ever come to causing an International incident”

S1 EP4: Jon opens A 20-yr-old sealed packet of fish for a sniff

S1 EP3: “I speak like a thin man when I put on a French accent”

S1 EP2: “Look at me with all these world leaders”

S1 EP1: The Soft Launch - “I Think I Sit On A Lot Of Chairs…”

S2 EP71: “I’d be one of the first to go in a zombie attack’

S2 EP70: “How many of our listeners can we get fantasying about Erling Haaland?”

S2 EP69: “I saw a lot of muscly men this week…”

S2 EP68: “Banger, Banger, Banger”

S2 EP67: “Two Torsos, Four Arms, Four Legs, Two Heads and Two Willies”

S2 EP66: “I hope that keeps you warm at Deepdale”

S2 EP65: “Take THAT tour guide from the past”

S2 EP64: “I’m famous now, me”

S2 EP63: “It sounds like the Italians hated you”

S2 EP62: “Two arms, two legs, a torso and a willy…”

S2 EP61: “Our New King” (Sam Allardyce)

S2 EP60: Matt’s Stag.

S2 EP59: “Zippy’s in Succession!?” & Chianti Classico

S2 EP58: “He’s thinking about the bass line from 'The Golden Girls'”

S2 EP57: “Daddy’s Thick”

S2 EP56: “Someone called me ‘Babycakes’ this week”

S2 EP55: “You’ll be doing the next podcast in a Hazmat suit…”

S2 EP54: “Tomato Purrrrreeeeeeeeeeee”