MARK PATTON ravaged me.

This show is the first of several dedicated to the movies I watched during the prep for or the recovery from) my colonoscopy.

I'll be talking about the watery terrors of THE DROWNSMAN. Is it worth a watch?

Or is it all wet?

And then I'm off to the woods to spend the weekend with some slasher-iffic CRAZY BITCHES!

(I hope I packed my Midol!)

All this, plus a rendezvous with NOES2's MARK PATTON, a new kitty in the house, and lots of talk about my asshole.

Really, what more could you want!