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You were warned.

Now you're doomed.

Another vintage episode of ScreamQueenz has escaped the asylum, and this one's got a death curse!!

Brace yourself for a blast from November 20, 2020: a double dose of excerpts from Episode 17, including a Crapshoot review of NEEDLE, the 2010 Australian tale of mechanized voodoo running rampant on a college campus.

NEEDLE is currently streaming for free on Tubi, The Roku Channel and YouTube

Plus, we're joined by listener Zombart to talk about our terrifying trip to see PLAY DEAD at the Players Theater in New York City.

NEEDLE was directed by John V. Soto, written by Anthony Egan and stars Ben Mendelsohn, Jane Badler, Travis Fimmel, Michael Dorman, Tahnya Tozzie McManus and Trilby Glover

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Strange things are afoot at CURIOUS GOODS...and it's not all Uncle Lewis' fault this time.

Micki's long-absent fiancé Lloyd has rudely returned and wants to take her back home...and Micki might just let him!

Meanwhile, over at Harrington Park, Groundskeeper Adrian (ENRICO COLANTONI - "Veronica Mars", "Just Shoot Me") has gotten his hands on a cursed antique mulcher that turns corpses into cold hard cash.

• Who will be mulched? Will they go feet first?
• Will Lloyd steal Micki away?
• Does Patrick have parasites?
• Who was invited to Trae's Backcomb Bonanza?
• Will Maya get D-matized?
• And what the heck is a "Kissy Faced Pimp"?

All this and more on Episode #10 of "DAMN YOU, UNCLE LEWIS!"

The "Root of All Evil" episode of Friday the 13th: The Series is available to watch on YouTube.

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Head for the hills! Another Classic episode of ScreamQueenz has broken out of the containment facility and is heading right this way!

This time, it's an excerpt from Episode 25 from January 27, 2011, and it's a doozy.

On a bitterly cold January evening, I was invited to a screening of the new SyFy feature MEGA PYTHON vs GATOROID starring 80's icons Debbie Gibson & Tiffany.

But this was no ordinary industry screening.

It was the Red Carpet World Premiere at the legendary Zeigfeld Theater, and everybody who is NOBODY was there. (Click here for event photos)

This segment isn't a review of the movie, but an account of one gay man's unexpected trip to D-List Heaven.

MEGA PYTHON vs GATOROID is currently available on Tubi

Directed by Mary Lambert, written by Naomi L. Selfman and starring Debbie Gibson, Tiffany, A. Martinez and Micky Dolenz

SAINT DROGO is now available for 48-hour rentals at monstermakeupllc.com

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The "We Hate Uncle Lewis Club" is back in session for another deep dive into FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE SERIES as we discuss Season One Episode Eight: "Shadow Boxer".

After the owner of a boxing gym is found beaten to death in an alley, the crew realizes someone is using a pair of cursed boxing gloves to unleash a murderous shadow that does their evil bidding.

You can expect:

• Fatal Fisticuffs!
• Egregious Gaslighting!
• The Birth of the Bucket Hat!
• Knives in Noses!
• A Shockingly Solid Script!
• Snarky Repartee and Wisecracking Wisdom from Patrick, Maya and Trae.

SHADOW BOXER is not currently available for streaming.

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Lock your doors! Another classic ScreamQueenz episode has escaped The Asylum and is out for revenge!

This time, it's Episode 27 from March 1, 2011 in which Veronica Cartwright received the first-ever (and last-ever!) ScreamQueenz Lifetime Achievement Award.

From THE BIRDS to ALIEN to INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS and beyond, Veronica Cartwright has elevated the role of the Sniveling Victim to a sublime art form.

Nobody goes to pieces, cries and dies like Veronica, and tonight we say that you for the screams!

Other movies referenced this episode:

THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK

INSERTS

THE LOTTERY

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Welcome aboard Polyester Airlines for another trip back in time to the decade when Sonny and Cher were our King and Queen.

Even though summer just started, your captain, Patrick Walsh, is taking you back to school because your final destination is September 9, 1973; the night SATAN'S SCHOOL FOR GIRLS premiered as the ABC Wednesday Night Movie!

A young woman goes undercover at an exclusive all-girls fine arts academy to investigate her sister's mysterious death and finds herself entangled in a secret devil cult's unholy schemes.

SATAN'S SCHOOL FOR GIRLS is currently available to watch for free here on YouTube. (It's listed incorrectly as "Salem School For Girls," but it's the right movie and the best quality copy on the platform.)

Directed by David Lowell Rich, written by Arthur A. Ross and starring Pamela Franklin, Kate Jackson, Roy Thinnes, Lloyd Bochner, Cheryl Ladd, Jo Van Fleet and Jamie Smith-Jackson.

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Note: We skipped ahead a few shows for this episode, because of REASONS. We'll return to the regular schedule and cover "Shadow Boxer" next month.

The "We Hate Uncle Lewis Club" is back in session for another deep dive into FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE SERIES as we discuss Season One Episode Seven: "Vanity's Mirror".

In Vanity's Mirror, a compact that carries a deadly love curse falls into the hands of a tormented high school girl who uses it to lure her bullies to their grisly deaths.

This is the episode that really put Friday the 13th on the map, because of its tight script, vicious kills, and a gleefully demented villain...plus one ostentatious fez!

You can expect:

• Compacter Smooshes!
• Table Saw Headaches!
• Baby Zach Ward!
• Dirty Feet!
• Lettuce Sandwiches!
• Colonial Williamsburg Hair!
• Insight, wisdom and sass talk from Patrick, Maya & Trae.

Sadly, all Friday the 13th: The Series episodes have been removed from every platform I searched, so "Vanity's Mirror" is not currently available to stream.

Please consider picking up the DVD box set with the black-and-white skull cover. You can find them preowned on eBay for $25-30.

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Better say your prayers, because another classic ScreamQueenz episode has escaped from The Asylum and is running amok in the streets!

This time it's Episode 63 from August 4, 2012, in which Alena Acker drops by to talk about one of my all-time favorite movies, TIME AFTER TIME from 1979.

In this delightful sci-fi fantasy thriller, H.G. Lewis must travel through time to 1970s San Francisco to hunt down Jack the Ripper and stop his modern-day killing spree before the woman of his dreams becomes the next victim.

TIME AFTER TIME is not currently available on any streaming services, but is available wherever you buy or rent videos.

Directed by Nicholas Meyer, written by Karl Alexander, Steve Hayes and Nicholas Meyer, and starring Malcolm McDowell, Mary Steenbergen and David Warner.

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Welcome aboard Polyester Airlines for another trip back in time to the decade that gave us Horeshack, ABBA and Whatchamacallits for SHE'S DRESSED TO KILL starring Connie Sellecca, Jessica Walter and John Rubenstein was the NBC Monday Night Movie.

Your captain, Patrick Walsh, is waiting to whisk you away to the night of December 10, 1979 for this spine-tingling whodunnit about glamorous models at a mountaintop fashion show who are getting murdered one by one...with their own makeup!!!

• Was it the Whiskey-Guzzling Designer?
• Or her Draft-Dodging Assistant?
• Or the Queeny Critic?
• Or The Ugliest Girl in the World?

It's like Agatha Christie did a boatload of blow, and you're gonna love it.

Your copilot on this ill-advised voyage into flimsy negligées, leg of mutton sleeves and deadly hairspray is the fabulous MARTIN MCKEON.

Watch SHE'S DRESSED TO KILL on YouTube here.

She's Dressed to Kill was directed by Gus Trikonis, written by George Lefferts and stars Connie Sellecca, Jessica Walter, Eleanor Parker, John Rubenstein, Joanna Cassidy, Clive Revill, Peter Horton, Gretchen Corbett and Jonathan Banks

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The "We Hate Uncle Lewis Club" is back in session for another deep dive into FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE SERIES as we discuss Season One Episode Seven: "Doctor Jack".

In "Doctor Jack", the crew discovers that an internationally renowned surgeon (played by Cliff Gorman, "The Boys in the Band") is using a scalpel that once belonged to Jack the Ripper. While he may never lose a patient, he's leaving a trail of slashed corpses behind wherever he goes, and it looks like Jack might be his next victim.

You can expect:

• Horrible Hospital Administration!
• Chekhov's Gun Lady!
• Skippy the Skater!
• Truly ENORMOUS Micki Hair!
• Hideous Ryan Sweaters!
• The Birth of Lucy Bender!
• Caustic Commentary from Patrick, Maya and Trae!

YouTube has purged almost every episode of Friday the 13th: The Series from the platform, but you can still watch Doctor Jack here on Dailymotion.

You might also consider purchasing the DVD box set (currently $27 at Walmart).

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