How tall are dwarves supposed to be? Are they comparable to hobbits? And how do humans figure into this equation? A lot of questions get asked, very few get answered or, honestly, even merit a response. Otherwise known as the week that Emily read something from a fandom she did not understand and refused to ask for help. Also, there's some talk about the now infamous Batman peen. Because of course there is.

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