💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss Anthony Rizzo’s retirement, but naturally it spirals into: <ul><li>NFL Week 1</li><li>Male cheerleaders</li><li>NFL Week 2</li><li>Josh Allen</li><li>NFL Week 3 predictions</li><li>Hamilton theater screenings </li></ul> Will we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist. ⸻ Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥 In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss Anthony Rizzo’s retirement, but naturally it spirals into: NFL Week 1Male cheerleadersNFL Week 2Josh AllenNFL Week 3 predictionsHamilton theater screenings Will we agree? Absolutely not. Will we stay on topic? Definitely not. Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist. ⸻ Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss Anthony Rizzo’s retirement, but naturally it spirals into: <ul><li>NFL Week 1</li><li>Male cheerleaders</li><li>NFL Week 2</li><li>Josh Allen</li><li>NFL Week 3 predictions</li><li>Hamilton theater screenings&nbsp;</li></ul> Will we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist. ⸻ Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

14. FRAUD ALERT!!

⚠️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Listening to this podcast may cause confusion, rage, uncontrollable laughter, or the sudden urge to yell at strangers. We are not responsible for damaged friendships, broken earbuds, or spontaneous existential dread.

Welcome to Definitely Not! — the chaotic arena where three friends with violently different opinions battle it out for absolutely no reason. No topic is safe. No take is too unhinged. Logic left the chat.

Lawyers hate us. Our loved ones are concerned. Our group chat is in shambles.
But hey, you clicked play… that’s on you.

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⚠️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Listening to this podcast may cause confusion, rage, uncontrollable laughter, or the sudden urge to yell at strangers. We are not responsible for damaged friendships, broken earbuds, or spontaneous existential dread. Welcome to Definitely Not! — the chaotic arena where three friends with violently different opinions battle it out for absolutely no reason. No topic is safe. No take is too unhinged. Logic left the chat. Lawyers hate us. Our loved ones are concerned. Our group chat is in shambles. But hey, you clicked play… that’s on you.

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