Producer Brittany lets G have it for showing up to his own show 45 minutes late.

Justice for Jeff!

💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discussBrittany's crochet penis, but naturally it spirals into:- old ladies & celebrities- 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple- YA literature- Gonzo's Harry Potter Trauma- The Patriot Games- and at least one moment where we question our entire friendshipWill we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss high profile men who cheat on their partners but naturally it spirals into absolute mania with at least one moment where we question our entire friendshipWill we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧[email protected]

💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss high profile men who cheat on their partners but naturally it spirals into absolute mania with at least one moment where we question our entire friendshipWill we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

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In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss the Netflix/Warner Bros merger, but naturally it spirals into:

• dicks for rent
• living in Chicago
• scams
• the roomster app
• what would you do
• the Amish community
• taking the Greyhound at age 15
• and the AI hit single "We Are Charlie Kirk"

Will we agree? Absolutely not.

Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.

Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.

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⚠️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Listening to this podcast may cause confusion, rage, uncontrollable laughter, or the sudden urge to yell at strangers. We are not responsible for damaged friendships, broken earbuds, or spontaneous existential dread.

Welcome to Definitely Not! — the chaotic arena where three friends with violently different opinions battle it out for absolutely no reason. No topic is safe. No take is too unhinged. Logic left the chat.

Lawyers hate us. Our parents are concerned. Our group chat is in shambles.

But hey, you clicked play… that’s on you.

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💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥

In today’s episode, we completely derail as always - sorry Tony!

Will we agree? Absolutely not.

Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.

Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.

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💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss life kickin' everyone in the balls, but naturally it spirals into:- the concept of marriage- Gonzo's dad's mid-life crisis- family emergencies- the worst NFL season of all times- and at least one moment where we question our entire friendshipWill we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

⚠️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Listening to this podcast may cause confusion, rage, uncontrollable laughter, or the sudden urge to yell at strangers. We are not responsible for damaged friendships, broken earbuds, or spontaneous existential dread.Welcome to Definitely Not! — the chaotic arena where three friends with violently different opinions battle it out for absolutely no reason. No topic is safe. No take is too unhinged. Logic left the chat.Lawyers hate us. Our parents are concerned. Our group chat is in shambles.But hey, you clicked play… that’s on you.💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss anything but politics, but naturally it spirals into:- politics- the NFL- kids making up shit for the sake of making up shit Will we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

⚠️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Listening to this podcast may cause confusion, rage, uncontrollable laughter, or the sudden urge to yell at strangers. We are not responsible for damaged friendships, broken earbuds, or spontaneous existential dread.

Welcome to Definitely Not! — the chaotic arena where three friends with violently different opinions battle it out for absolutely no reason. No topic is safe. No take is too unhinged. Logic left the chat.

Lawyers hate us. Our parents are concerned. Our group chat is in shambles.

But hey, you clicked play… that’s on you.

💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥

In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss more NFL bullshit, but naturally it spirals into:

• bullying Gonzo
• NFL predictions
• and "Shreking"

Will we agree? Absolutely not.

Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.

Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.

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Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧