Here is what happens when men feel left out and then ask all their famous buddies for recipes for a cookbook...and it includes SO MUCH MEAT that you probably will not be able to button your pants after you're done reading it.

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Here's what happens when dinner fights back!

Here's a sweet and interesting cookbook called "Bull Cook and Authentic Historical Recipes and Practices", by George Leonard Herter and Berthe E. Herter. George tells the reader, "I am putting down some of these recipes that you will not find in cook books plus many other historical recipes. Each recipe here is a real cooking secret. I am also publishing for the first time authentic historical recipes of great importance." So fasten your seatbelts foodies, and check it out here! And guess what? Horror of horrors, he starts out with MEAT!!

EXCUSE ME WHILE I FAINT IN THE CORNER.

P.S. He better not have cooked our squirrel.