Drip drip, get slippery. Splat splat, get WET. Water’s comin’, and it’s gonna SOAK ya, bub. Down to the BONE. Unless you don’t believe in the shivers, then in that case: there’s no water at ALL.

Invocation

Petitions for Real Good Congregants

Liturgical Reading: The Great Flood

Closing Statements

More STORY in two weeks. Until then: stay DRY, chut.

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