It's time for many orders of business, such as the future/past of Atlas Chugged and new listener emails. Cricket has become quite the thief, from the tangible to the more ethereal. That's all ethical, right? That's what's the show is about, we've heard. Jeff doesn't understand how crimes can change while traveling between state lines; he doesn't understand the States in general.

We regretfully address the Anniburpsery.

Topics include: Tavern Theft, Atlas Chugged: Failsafe, BurpCount: 38, Listener Email: Maleman, Backsight 2020, and Guns.