This week's episode is a true journey, featuring an EARTH-SHATTERING revelation about our friendship. We also play a really dumb game where we make up personalities and backstories for a bunch of names Brandon swears are real. All we know is we're still kind of in love with Benji.

Also, somehow, all of this shit also happens:

- Brandon unveils a Long Island accent you MUST hear

- Zane literally falls off of his chair

- We play a quick round 'Yeah Nah / Nah Yeah'

- Mr Sheffield... is hot

- We rightfully praise 'Rise Up', the inimitable ANTHEM from the Australian Idol Top 12