Is she ya girl? After Brandon was exposed to an ad telling them someone was ‘ya girl,’ it got us thinking… at what point does someone become ‘ya girl’? You might invite ‘ya girl’ to brunch, but does a brunch invite ‘ya girl’ make? ‘Ya girl’… it’s very, like, ‘hey girl!’ Y’know? Ya girl.

All of this is to say, on this week’s episode we compile a definitive list of ‘ya girls.’ Carrie Bickmore. Chrissie Swan. John Farnham. Belle Gibson. Nigella Lawson (friend of the pod, better known as Nige-Nige.) Who else is ya girl? Don’t tell us, we’ll tell you.

Also on this week’s episode:

“We deserve a Magarey medal.”

“Strawberry liquorice is the white chocolate of the liquorice world.”

“There’s three and a half people working at Centrelink and you think they’ve got the brainpower to put appetite suppressant in the vaccine? Skinny.”

“You know what Seafood Extender is? It’s just crab and extension cord.”

“We’re referring to two different stories where I had odd interactions with people with dogs.”

“Fair Work retire bitch.”

This week’s episode is about ‘gender’. Pronounced with a hard-G. One of us doesn’t come out as non-binary because they don’t care (will make more sense when you listen) and the other, shockingly, comes out as MASC. Can you believe? We also talk about Norrie, the legendary Australian non-binary hero, and we discuss "gender neutral terms that are gendered that we use in our day-to-day lives” (again, will make more sense when you listen)

Also on this week's episode:

“Speaking of Diplo… we’re always on the lookout for a type of guy who’s ‘crusty-hot.’”

“My pronouns are SheDiddy McThattington.”

“Forgive me gays for I have sinned, I don’t mind Ed Sheeran’s new song.”

“By the way- no, I’m not going to talk about Jess’ placenta, I’ve already done that.”

“I’m just going to say it. I’m going to be vulnerable. I feel like Louis Vuitton making bum bags tarnishes their reputation.”

Not listening to this podcast is a red flag. But what else would put you off dating someone? In today’s episode, we share some of the red flags we’ve noticed during dates: foreskin chat, yelling at their mum, weird questions about money, and more foreskin chat. We also resurrect an old radio segment of Zane’s, because we love an original idea!

Also on this week’s episode:

“Stop drinking juice on the pod!”

“Imagine going to Big W in 2003 and picking out a pencil case for your 8 year old girl… Moschino is maybe an acquired taste, is what I’m trying to say.”

“Don’t ever try to give me zucchini noodles. And don’t ever try to tell me they’re good.”

“What makes a trenchcoat? Google.”

“Let’s call her Gaprazelle for the sake of the pod. That’s an extremely niche Mad TV reference from 1998 nobody will understand.”

In this episode, Brandon successfully names the tracklist of 2003 So Fresh CDs. That is literally the point of the episode. We end up singing a bunch of songs from our childhood and you’re welcome to come and reminisce with us! Also, we finally absolve Tom - enemy of the pod - of his sins.

Also on this episode:

“Zab and I were ‘discoursing’ before this”

“The only thing stopping Zane and I from sleeping together is my lack of hair.”

“I’m so keen for ‘Breath of the Final Fantasy X-2: Part 3: Roman Reloaded: The Re-Up’”

“One time, Elodie and I spent $100 on cup-a-soups and tried to drink as many of them as we could.”

“You remind me a lot of Scarlet Adams actually.”

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Are you actually a “90s kid” if you were only 8 years old at the end of the decade? This episode, we unearth the scandals of our 90s childhoods. Why was Harold and the Life Education van such a serve? Is Jamie Oliver responsible for all of our problems? And one of your Hey Binch hosts reveals he’s been living a lie: he never got his pen license.

Also on this week’s episode:

“All we know is it’s a picture of her grundle.”

“Through a very unique set of circumstances, I met someone who spent the first five years of his life in a cot.”

“You can’t just apply tortoiseshell to every situation.”

“I was taking the bins out in the pouring rain and I said to a magpie 'ay babes how ya doin’… this is fine.”

“You know the chilli cheesymite scrolls at Baker’s Delight that went boonta? Mama, I invented that. You’re welcome.”

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When did you realise you were an old, crusty flop? That's the question at the heart of this week's episode on ageing. From fillers to not knowing who Addison Rae is to the foolish assumption we would be able to buy a house at 25, tune in as we mourn the loss of our youth.

This episode also features a legitimately interesting discussion over whether Pride and Mardi Gras should involve kink (and we don't call ourselves 'legitimately interesting' often) AND the oft-referenced Daniel makes his first ever appearance on the pod!

Also on this week's episode:

“This Jamaican accent is coming out of a guy who looks like he works at an Optus store.”

“More than three fingers, I need a trigger warning”

“Mama, give me that genetic modification. Give me all of it.”

“I know what haberdashery is, but I refuse to use the word in its proper context.”

“Just taste ya piss! If it tastes weird, you need to drink more water.”

Which Pokemon could we beat in a fight? No, this isn’t some obscure tease question to make this description more interesting. We literally spend at least 30 minutes going through a Pokemon randomiser and conducting an in-depth analysis of whether we could beat that Pokemon in a fight. By the way, where were we for three weeks? Listen and you might find out!

Also on this week’s episode:

“We’ll be back in five, we’re just gonna solve the Israel-Palestine crisis. Kendall Jenner’s gonna bring some Pepsi.”

“Mama, I would love to club a seal.”

“Bellsprout: the uncut Pokemon”

“It’s a Ryan Murphy show-” “So the first season is good then it gets bad?”

“Hey Binch: the podcast where we don’t explain anything.”

Is it too late now to say sorry? For Demi Lovato, maybe. For the rest of us, what's an apology really worth? This week, Zane and Brandon dissect their fight last year, Zane talks about that time he had to apologise for calling someone a nerd on live radio, Brandon spends seven minutes dragging Demetria Lovitria from pillar to post, and we give you a cracking kale chips recipe.

Also on this week's episode:

“We will be referring to it by its proper name: froggurt.”

“I’m just holding a gun to Mrs K’s head like ‘Give. The kid. Filler.’”

“Over Easter… I was pretty much eating a bunch of Kale a day. And my shits were effectively an army truck. Same size, same Khaki Green Colour.”

“Do you care to explain this reference?” “No.”

Are Zane and Brandon really BFFs? No. This episode, your effervescent podcast hosts take a Buzzfeed quiz to determine just how bad their friendship really is.

Also on this week's episode:

“Hungry Jack’s chips are mid-length, which I identify with.”

“We have a passion for top tier journalism, correct?” “Yes. We’ve always stood for speaking truth to power.”

“Fuck him in the butt, he’s a slut for hazelnut.”

“I don’t know that I’ve ever said ‘my favourite TV show is this.’ Maybe ‘Yasmin’s Getting Married.’”

“Pretty much the only thing in the Venn diagram between my music taste and scene music taste was 3OH!3 - Starstrukk.”

This special Easter episode is all about embarrassment: something we have never experienced while making this podcast. Not even once. What moments from our past make us absolutely cringe? What did Brandon say to make a woman at the club think he was hitting on her? Is Zane’s parents divorce his fault? Tune in as we attempt to answer all this and more.

Also on this week’s episode:

“I would just like to say - and I mean this as a compliment - I’m an Aussie Battler.”

“…and people will vibe with my hog, or they won’t.”

“We’re allowed to have bad gay songs!”

“I could type fluent l33t as fast as I could type real words.”

“I was a staunch member of the Team Shannon Noll Party.”

“My life has not consisted of one moment to date.”