Are Zane and Brandon really BFFs? No. This episode, your effervescent podcast hosts take a Buzzfeed quiz to determine just how bad their friendship really is.

Also on this week's episode:

“Hungry Jack’s chips are mid-length, which I identify with.”

“We have a passion for top tier journalism, correct?” “Yes. We’ve always stood for speaking truth to power.”

“Fuck him in the butt, he’s a slut for hazelnut.”

“I don’t know that I’ve ever said ‘my favourite TV show is this.’ Maybe ‘Yasmin’s Getting Married.’”

“Pretty much the only thing in the Venn diagram between my music taste and scene music taste was 3OH!3 - Starstrukk.”