Happy Sunday everyone! Yep, Sunday is officially your “Hey, Binch!” day moving forward. Hope you’ve had a good weekend

Today we chat about money. Do we have good financial habits? What’s the dumbest thing we’ve ever spent money on? Can we have more of it?

Also on this week’s podcast:

- We stan the Rundle Mall pigeon

- Sharon Strez-techy (aka Zane) saves the HB Studios from certain doom

- Our impressions of Link falling off a cliff are to die for

We're both pretty good at impressions, right? (Guess who writes these captions!) This week we play a truly DERANGED game: inhabit a character or 2020-appropriate accent, in a strangely specific situation. Tune in to hear David Attenborough come out of the K-hole, someone from Essex get lost in Tea Tree Plaza, and Scooby Doo get one or more hands inserted into his clacker.

Also on this week's episode:

- Ariana Grande’s record: it’s fine!

- We unpack Zane’s “mouth insecurities”

- We stan Pages, the superior word processor

It’s Brandon’s Birthday! In the spirit of celebration - but more importantly, humiliation - Zane puts Brandon on the spot and forces him to answer awkward questions from his loved ones. Listen in for deeply strange chats about that time he saw our friend naked, surfing, the cursed gif that got him sent to ‘Gay Court’, egg, and more! Also, we are forced to redact a section of the podcast for the first time ever, and we surprise Brandon with a special guest "Cameo" from a RuPaul's Drag Race ICON (no really, it's a Cameo Zane paid for as a surprise)

Also on this week's episode:

- Brandon is now watching Please Like Me, so we HAD to discuss Patrick

- A candid chat about therapy (actually serious, and you should see your GP if you’re struggling!!)

- We rank Ariana Grande’s albums from our most- to least-favourite - something no gays have ever done

- Possibly too much Pokemon chat, sorry

- Brandon takes over the episode to air out beef with a friend

- Zane puts a popular South Australian Instagram account on BLAST

Today's episode is a big ol' TV debrief. Overrated TV Shows! Shows which went from 100 to 0! Shows that made you gay! And just our favourite shows ever!

Also on this week's episode:

- 'Is he gay or just in the city?'

- Can boys without “cum gutters” wear crop tops?

- Zane thought that Kate Hudson and Cate Blanchett are the same person

- Brandon challenges last week’s Song Of The Week

- The girl from Zane’s high school who claimed she could teleport

What does your favourite drink say about you? We answer that question by inventing people who don’t exist to suit a list of increasingly grim drinks. Yes, this is something we’ve kinda done before, but it was fun then and it’s fun now so GET OFF OUR BACKS.

The drunk chat doesn’t stop there. We talk about: our first times getting drunk! The drunkest we’ve ever been! And the time Zane’s father was drunk with someone who is now one of our state’s most famous singers!

Also on this week’s episode:

- The NSW Premier had “dicky dicky puss puss” with a dodgy MP

- NATIONAL EGG DAY

- We play a game called “Gamey Game Game,” which is a name Brandon thinks he stole from someone else but can’t remember who. ~tag us so we can give credit~

- We kiss. Maybe.

- Zane once met JOANNE (the one who sang ‘Jackie!’)

This week, we introduce our very first Guest Binch! Matt Fiacchi, friend of the pod, is the co-founder of Spectrum: a new app we hope will become an important resource for the queer community. Also, Matt’s in an open relationship, so we decided to talk about open relationships with someone who actually knows what they’re talking about!

Also on this week's podcast:

- The word 'straggot'

- Zane storms off the podcast

- Lay off Chrissy Teigen, you dicks

- A weird ASMR spiral occurs towards the end of the podcast

- There's a bathhouse in Adelaide?!

- Brandon explains how a room at his friend’s house came to be known as the ‘blowjob room’

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Australian culture: it's certainly something we all grew up with. From Cheez TV to Kath and Kim to crushing on boys from Neighbours, this week we celebrate what makes Australia... great? Or not so great? Or both at the same time?

Also on this week's podcast:

- We talk about Mariah Carey. A LOT.

- A delightful chat about the intricacies of drunk vomiting

- Zane apologises for getting two very different conditions very confused last week.

We’re back! We may have missed last week’s episode due to one of us being a ~sick widdle baby~ but we’re here with a new episode to celebrate Bisexual Awareness Day. From outdated sitcom storylines about bisexuality, to the experiences straight men seek out in secret, to whether we should all say ‘fuck it’ and just be bi, all things sexuality are on the table this week.

We also debrief on Super Mario 3D All Stars! Zane puts forward an interesting take on what the best 3D Mario game actually is, and we ask: does Super Mario Sunshine hold up? And is it a cardinal sin to play the 3D All Stars games out of chronological order?

Also, somehow, all of this also happens:

- One of us reveals they once sold feet pics

- We discuss Heidi Montag’s one song that was actually pretty good

- Should we review the Avicii game on Nintendo Switch?

- “Yeah Nah, Nah Yeah” leads to an impassioned rant against horses

- We settle the “do gays eat breakfast” debate

MySpace! FunnyJunk! MSN! This week, we unpack the internet of our adolescence, in which one of us faked a friend’s death and the other catfished someone. Looking at porn on dial-up internet, starting fights in MySpace bulletins, flirting through Formspring and more. We also learn a lot about each-other we genuinely didn’t know.

Also, somehow, all of this happens:

- Brandon tries to be a good person and it doesn’t go well

- We get the skinny on the new Mario and Zelda games

- Who don’t the gays claim and can we swap Zachary Quinto for a straight person?

- Brandon does an impression of an Australian band you absolutely need to hear

- We will die for Westfield Tea Tree Plaza

- Do gays eat breakfast?

Friendship. Is it good? This week we break down friendships: can gays be friends? How do you resolve conflict between friends? Can you keep your mates from high school?

Also, somehow, this podcast also involves:

- A new segment, 'What's The Skinny?' in which we lose our minds over Adele's bantu knots

- Zane's Hot Juicy Tit

- Our song of the week leads to both of us pulling out a stunning Michelle Williams impersonation

- Brandon taking black market Ritalin