We’re back! We may have missed last week’s episode due to one of us being a ~sick widdle baby~ but we’re here with a new episode to celebrate Bisexual Awareness Day. From outdated sitcom storylines about bisexuality, to the experiences straight men seek out in secret, to whether we should all say ‘fuck it’ and just be bi, all things sexuality are on the table this week.

We also debrief on Super Mario 3D All Stars! Zane puts forward an interesting take on what the best 3D Mario game actually is, and we ask: does Super Mario Sunshine hold up? And is it a cardinal sin to play the 3D All Stars games out of chronological order?

Also, somehow, all of this also happens:

- One of us reveals they once sold feet pics

- We discuss Heidi Montag’s one song that was actually pretty good

- Should we review the Avicii game on Nintendo Switch?

- “Yeah Nah, Nah Yeah” leads to an impassioned rant against horses

- We settle the “do gays eat breakfast” debate