What does your favourite drink say about you? We answer that question by inventing people who don’t exist to suit a list of increasingly grim drinks. Yes, this is something we’ve kinda done before, but it was fun then and it’s fun now so GET OFF OUR BACKS.

The drunk chat doesn’t stop there. We talk about: our first times getting drunk! The drunkest we’ve ever been! And the time Zane’s father was drunk with someone who is now one of our state’s most famous singers!

Also on this week’s episode:

- The NSW Premier had “dicky dicky puss puss” with a dodgy MP

- NATIONAL EGG DAY

- We play a game called “Gamey Game Game,” which is a name Brandon thinks he stole from someone else but can’t remember who. ~tag us so we can give credit~

- We kiss. Maybe.

- Zane once met JOANNE (the one who sang ‘Jackie!’)