MySpace! FunnyJunk! MSN! This week, we unpack the internet of our adolescence, in which one of us faked a friend’s death and the other catfished someone. Looking at porn on dial-up internet, starting fights in MySpace bulletins, flirting through Formspring and more. We also learn a lot about each-other we genuinely didn’t know.

Also, somehow, all of this happens:

- Brandon tries to be a good person and it doesn’t go well

- We get the skinny on the new Mario and Zelda games

- Who don’t the gays claim and can we swap Zachary Quinto for a straight person?

- Brandon does an impression of an Australian band you absolutely need to hear

- We will die for Westfield Tea Tree Plaza

- Do gays eat breakfast?