Did Carson do a press junket with Joe Rogan, Ben Shapiro, and a bunch of literal babies? Did Knives win an epic sea battle while fleeing Interpol? Can the blood of the lamb really save your boy from being murdered by God in the final plague? Did banjos exist during ancient times? Does God have a party planning committee?

The answer is yes. Sorry. Didn’t mean to bury the lead there. 

Anyway, listen to the fucking episode.