Buckle up buttercup! In this episode, Jordan and Leann tackle one of astrology's most feared events with their signature humor and charm.

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Timestamps

1:00 — Scorpio moments (or not!) and Aquarius season!

2:31 — horoscopes from Elle.com

5:46 — no secrets!

9:40 — Our topic: Saturn comes back.

15:40 — what can we expect from Saturn return?

17:06 — Leann's take on Saturn's return

20:50 — Jordan not vouching for the 30s

22:28 — Saturn's gift: from thecut.com

25:54 — the 27 club

27:40 — Saturn return in pop culture

28:15 — where are our saturns and what does it mean?

37:49 — hot takes on figure skating

38:30 — jordan does standup

41:24 — Saturn Pluto conjunction

43:15 — world war 3 and RIP Australia

45:47 — stellium situation

46:46 — final thoughts about Saturn return / Jordan is very funny

47:54 — sound effects

48:13 — signing off

50:14 — did you see little women?

Bibliography

The Only Astrology Book You'll Ever Need by Joanna Martine Woolfolk

The Secret Language of Astrology by Roy Gillett

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn_return

https://astrostyle.com/saturn-return/

https://www.manrepeller.com/2018/03/what-is-saturn-return.html

https://www.tarot.com/astrology/saturn-return

https://www.thecut.com/article/everything-you-need-to-know-about-saturn-return.html

https://www.elle.com/horoscopes/a27468618/what-is-saturn-return-astrology/

https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2020/01/9176347/saturn-pluto-conjunction-astrology-meaning-january-2020

https://www.astrology.com/article/2020-saturn-pluto-conjunction-astrology