Doom Eternal and Animal Crossing are out to save us from the unyielding contagion! Why is the Gamecube controller the worst controller? Why did Marvel just make the worst superheroes ever imaginable? The best movie licensed games? Will humans fly off the Earth if it abruptly stops spinning? Two non scientists weigh in! What are our most plausible conspiracy theories? Why does Chris like fevers? Would we fuck pokemon? I hate this.

All this and more on the most ignorant episode of the podcast yet.