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Episode 432: Recorded 18/03/25

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00:28 Jackson Didn’t Do His Homework

05:07 Humans vs. A Gazillion Ants

15:26 Plankton Microplastics

19:50 The Civil War Reenactment Concert

24:07 Orangutans Would Kill Us All

36:15 Impregnating Women With Monkey Cum (And Vice Versa)

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Episode 431: Recorded 19/03/25

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00:58 Why Can’t You Sue Restaurants for Giving You Food Poisoning?

15:05 Haggling

17:04 SiriusXM

22:37 Being a Walking Advertisement for Hentai

41:51 Ecchi - Prison School (Andrew’s Things We Like)

1:02:29 The Vending Machine Anime (Kaya’s Things We Like)

1:07:07 Finding Jackson an Anime to Watch

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Episode 430: Recorded 12/03/25

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00:00 Intro

00:29 Daylight Savings STILL Sucks

06:23 TV & Advertising

20:41 Sports Betting & Other Vices

33:06 Should Robots Have Rights?

44:36 Freaky Sex Dungeons

54:41 F*cking at a Friend’s House

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Episode 429: Recorded 05/03/25

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00:35 Playing a Game for 40 Hours Before It Gets Good

16:26 The Love/Hate Relationship With Open World Games

29:32 Jackson’s Death Is Imminent

39:19 Remembering Covid-19 & 9/11

45:08 Solving the Volcano Problem

53:53 When You and Your Homie Die Next to Each Other and Future Scientists Think You Were

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58:45 The Sigma Male Grindset

1:00:13 Did Turkey Care About 9/11?

1:06:01 Wrap

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Episode 428: Recorded 26/02/25

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00:29 Deep Voice = Cooler

04:19 TV Show/Movie Talk

16:11 Meta Used Anna’s Archive (Copyright Laws)

24:56 Drugs & Alcohol

51:09 The Supersize Me Guy Was an Alcoholic

1:06:30 Mad Men

1:09:44 Would a Female 007 Work?

1:14:25 No Country for Old Men

1:18:10 Hitchhiking

1:22:39 Water Tunnels vs. Planes

1:29:22 Wrap

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Episode 427: Recorded 19/02/25

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01:22 Changing Opinions on Things

04:10 Never Needing to Sleep Again

13:12 Plegias

21:54 The Successful Guitarist Who Kinda Can’t Play Guitar (Kinda)

34:57 Things We Were Scared of as Kids

38:00 Cynicism Comes With Age

43:42 Kaya Has Been Enjoying a Game (Crazy Right?)

1:01:40 Game Optimization is Bad Right Now

1:12:42 Immersion in RPGs

1:20:42 Wrap

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Episode 426: Recorded 13/02/25

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01:13 Obi-Wan is the Best Star Wars Character

09:27 People Are Getting Dumber (Movie Talk)

22:20 Junk Food Companies Are Fighting Back Against Ozempic

35:54 Watching Cocomelon 12 Hours Straight Challenge

46:3` Peek-a-Boo in the Olympics

48:39 Neil deGrasse Tyson, Bill Nye, & Space Exploration

55:20 r/OptimistsUnite

1:10:22 Wrap

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Episode 425: Recorded 06/02/25

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03:50 Plastic is in Our Brains

10:44 Is Eating a Placenta Cannibalism?

25:06 Phantom Pain

26:56 Memory Transplants

34:19 Losing Your Body Parts

37:55 Bacteria Know How to Exploit Quantum Mechanics

41:01 How to Become a Cult Leader

46:58 Religion Was the First Nuclear Deterrent

56:02 Back to Cult Talk

1:00:13 Mediums and Mentalists

1:06:42 Jackson Hates Pepsi

1:19:47 Wrap

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Episode 424: Recorded 30/01/25

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01:15 Cringe Lyrics in Music

12:18 The Boys Compare Rizz + Embarrassing Stories

18:46 CringeNet

22:45 How Can We Prevent Children From Accessing Porn?

43:53 X Follows ARE NOT Endorsements

47:49 Online vs. IRL Relationships

1:06:06 Stinky Backshot Air

1:09:24 The Link Between Boners and Immortality

1:21:35 Creative Ways to Ingest Miracle Poop

1:33:26 Wrap

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Episode 423: Recorded 21/01/25

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