"This empty misfired epic from M. Night Shyamalan is boring and strengthens the claim that he is the worst director working in mainstream cinema today."

"A breathtakingly clueless, misconceived, stupid, humourless, unexciting, dim, dumb farrago, the worst film I've seen in years."

I can tell you, these professional critics probably aren't far off the mark, but what about the every man who just wants to soak up some M.Night goodness during his appreciation month? Well, do we have some thots for you. Any particular recipes you'd like to see in this spot next weeks episode, let us know. Cheers.