What's in the Sack of Crap?

Here are some videos that i have been thinking about recently. Hope you enjoy:

1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1N-1C4cqEQ 

When a boy is chosen to be king he is given 3 options, none of which should be chosen lightly.

First is the choice to be a good king; righteous, fair and just. Though these kings have made the history books in the past, many a good king have been felled by a usurper attempting to steal the throne from a weak ruler.

Second is the choice to rule with an iron fist. History has shown this to be an effective if unpopular option. Tough kings lead to fearful yet obedient subjects... but must be balanced on a knife edge as a small push in any direction can lead to fire, rebellion and blood.

The final choice is the hardest to accomplish yet may be the most important of all. A choice that many a king has attempted and failed time and time again. This is where our story begins...................................................................................

What.....nooooooooooooo. 

The floss dance first went viral after 15-year-old Russell Horning, also known as Backpack Kid, performed it on Saturday Night Live, and now it’s even featured on the wildly popular video game Fortnite. Meant to look like you’re literally flossing, the dance involves swinging your hips and arms in opposite directions at a super-fast pace. Practice it at home, then hit the dance floor to show off your new moves.

Never mind his best movie, After Earth, but what is Will Smith's best song? Wild Wild West? Men in Black? Miami? Get Jiggy With it? Let us know. Now here's the lyrics to another of his toppers:

Now this is the story all about how

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight

"This empty misfired epic from M. Night Shyamalan is boring and strengthens the claim that he is the worst director working in mainstream cinema today."

"A breathtakingly clueless, misconceived, stupid, humourless, unexciting, dim, dumb farrago, the worst film I've seen in years."

I can tell you, these professional critics probably aren't far off the mark, but what about the every man who just wants to soak up some M.Night goodness during his appreciation month? Well, do we have some thots for you. Any particular recipes you'd like to see in this spot next weeks episode, let us know. Cheers. 

“An Ode to the Goose” is a short poem from the Tang Dynasty, and is often the first poem that Chinese children are taught due to its simplicity. It was written during the Tang Dynasty by child prodigy poet 骆宾王 (Luò bīn wáng), who penned this poem when he was only seven years old.

Also we're back again. To the humble goose, we salute.

1. Melt butter in medium frying pan, add cream; bring to the boil then reduce heat. Simmer, uncovered, about 5 minutes or until mixture reduces by half.

Remember to get your Vitamin C bois

Batman, but forever or something. I guess its like everyone is Batman. Oh wait Jim Carrey's in this, and... Tommy Lee Jones??? What is this, how did this happen. Well, best listen to the episode and find out with me!

Another Adam Sandler great, featuring some of Hollywood's biggest stars, such as the entire SNL cast, Shaquille O'Neal and of course Rob Schneider.

Join us on this heartwarming journey that sees Sandler play another mentally ill person. Oscar incoming for this one...

Dennis William Quaid was born on April 9, 1954, in Houston, Texas. After following in the footsteps of his older brother Randy Quaid (also an accomplished actor) to the University of Houston, Quaid dropped out in 1974, and moved to Los Angeles to pursue an acting career. 

some would argue that this was a very bad idea.

Today we chat about a movie starring convicted war criminals: Big Kahuna, a child who takes his performance enhancing drugs and Jon Voight, a Communist nazi. Aye that'll do #Kahunaneedsadrugtest