The Super Premium Patient Treatment Centre is an exclusive wing of the hospital and not at all a front for yet more diabolical schemes. How could anyone ever think that a privatised healthcare system could be corrupt? Just because people make money off other people's suffering. Absurd.

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Joel Cornah

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