Adam and Blake return with special guest Josh Arnett (the three best Film Friends there ever were) to begin what will undoubtedly be an ongoing discussion of the representation of toys in film. We discuss: Child's Play, Raggedy Ann & Andy: A Musical Adventure, Small Soldiers, Big, and Batman Returns (not a toy movie). We flirt with: The 40-Year-Old Virgin, The Toy, Weird Science, Toy Story, and TOYS (1992). Blake wishes with every part of his soul that full-time toy tester was a real job.

Guest star: Jessica (AKA Mister Producer)

Theme music by More of That (moreofthat.bandcamp.com)

Content note: Danny DeVito's nude body, hairless and writhing in goo, bird-deformed, and otherwise nasty.