Meiosis is the process by which cells cut themselves in half to make halfling children wriggling alone in the dark incomplete forever. A farming accident is the process by which Sal lost his danglin’ nuts. Learn how the two are CONNECTED.

Invocation

Petitions for the Newly Greastised

Liturgical Reading: Two Testicles in the Indiana Clay

Conclusions

You will always seek the Story, and in two weeks, your efforts will yield F-F-F-FRUIT.

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