Barry and Julia board the SS Seaborn and strap themselves in for the slowest sequel to the fasted original ever made. Julia dishes on her recent cruise adventures while Barry tells us his thoughts on the recent Oscar winners. Discussions include alternate titles, why Sandra Bullock's character is so insufferable, the dreamy Jason Patrick and why our heros are watching "Lolita." Join us as we cruise at the staggering pace of 20mph and can't wait to jump off this stinker.

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