We finally watched Battleship… but this movie should have sunk before it was made.

In this episode, we dive into the 2012 would-be blockbuster that tried to turn a board game into an action-packed alien invasion—and somehow missed the mark on just about everything.

We talk about the bizarre plot, the lack of character depth, and the moments that made us laugh… but definitely weren’t supposed to. Maybe a better game turned movie would be "Shoots and Ladders" or "Hungry, Hungry, Hippos."

This ones for you Robin and Jason! <3

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Barry and Julia board the SS Seaborn and strap themselves in for the slowest sequel to the fasted original ever made. Julia dishes on her recent cruise adventures while Barry tells us his thoughts on the recent Oscar winners. Discussions include alternate titles, why Sandra Bullock's character is so insufferable, the dreamy Jason Patrick and why our heros are watching "Lolita." Join us as we cruise at the staggering pace of 20mph and can't wait to jump off this stinker.

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Barry saw the movie. Julia read the book. Then they both watched the movie and are here to talk about all the details of this wildly unhinged thriller. Spoilers are heavy! Discussion includes a lot of the differences between the movie and the book, the performances of the characters and what does this movie even mean? Plus, Barry gets upset about ridiculous plot points like the bathtub scene, the broadway show, and why more teeth weren't pulled out.

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Barry and Julia dive into the world of Jurassic World Rebirth where all the dinos are mutants and super weird. Discussions include: Why does Julia think Orlando Bloom is in this movie, what's so amazing about Jonathan Bailey, are there enough human dino snacks, is there too much talking, was there a dino love scene and is anything "rebirthed?" Join us and laugh along!

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Your hosts Barry and Julia return for the 6th season of SIMAFC to discuss Russell Mulcahy's "Highlander" (1986). This cult favorite and surprise franchise spawner stars the French Christopher Lambert as a Scottish warrior and Sean Connery as an Egyptian/Spanish mentor. It doesn't make sense and neither does the Dracula-esque story. What works? The awesome tunes of Queen, clanging sword battles and quotable dialogue. We discuss how old Connor McCloud really was when he "died," how many wives he could have had and how even men at 400 years old don't understand women.

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The "Michelle Pfeiffer in a bathtub" movie is all Barry needed to see in the trailer for this Halloween thriller. In this episode we laugh about the next door neighbors, all the ghost stuff, how this is basically a Lifetime movie and so much more. Julia tells a story about an Ouiji Board. Barry tells about a friend who experienced surgery paralysis and remembered everything. Our love for this movie is clear but there is a lot to make fun of. So we hope you enjoy our Halloween pick this year!

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Barry and Julia talk about this long awaited adaptation to one of Stephen Kings novelas, The Long Walk. What is this movie about - the draft or a dystopian future or both? What would we do if we won this contest? We get into the logistics of the walk and if we ever think this could be a thing. Let us know what you think in the comments!

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This listener request was so fun! Barry and Julia talk about science and quickly realize they should stick with the character development of the story. They cover the father/daughter theme of the movie (don't worry, Cooper also has a son but he doesn't care about him), what it would be like to lose decades of time in hours, the idea of populating a new planet and cannibalism. (Just listen, Barry found a way to include that.)

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It only took us 145 episodes to cover Barry's favorite film, so here we are. Barry and Julia discuss the themes behind Malick's movie, the beginning of the world, dinosaurs and marriage in the 1950s. The conversation takes a more personal turn so even if you've never see the Tree of Life, you will still enjoy the episode.

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Are you ready for an epic saga of love, heartbreak and mellow drama?! That's the story of "Legends of the Fall" - one of Julia's favorite movies. But is it all about Tristen and his long flowing blonde hair? Or is there more to this story than meets the eye? Barry and Julia get into it on this one!

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