What can we tell you about Xanadu that you don't already know. Nothing... because after watching this movie, and then talking about it for roughly 90 minutes, we're still not sure what happened. Rob had a button that played RUSH songs on his sound board, and he didn't get murdered by Chris and Bob, which is evidenced by him typing this diatribe.

Xanadu, here we go:

Skating specter seduces Sonny and a senior citizen simultaneously! Cost-cutting cartoon for correct chronological conclusion! Successfully suckering a senior out of his savings! Declaring disco den dead for desperate divine devotion! Stealing someone’s cycle then smashing into something (wanton destruction of private property)! Fantasy fodder! Artists making a living (kind of)! Super sad city skating sequence with Sonny, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made.

We're doing another Dennis Rodman Movie Next week. Stay tuned to find out which one!

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