Lotions, candles, and hand sanitizers: turn me into these when I die. I gotta BASK in seasonal scents, and if you give me a sales event? Ohhh you can digest me in your mechanical colon for a WEEK, dear overlord. Become a part of the loving corporate body!

Invocation

Pastor Andrew’s Coerced Testimony

Liturgical Reading: I’m a Bustling Beehive

Closing Statements

The Story resumes its truth in two weeks. Will you be there to witness? Your answer: YES.

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