Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones are back with some more festive cheer from atop Planet Porky.

Today's subjects include: a couple of early Christmas lunches, closing pubs unnecessarily, Kay Burley flouting the rules, British Airways, ginger, buying your own vaccine, Sir Kenneth Branagh, Sue Lawley, Salt Lake City, Porky's quest to get an alcoholic beverage in Pakistan, the perfect Christmas gift for the Porkmeister, LAJ's McCartney recommendation, Mike Tindall's baby faux pas, boarding schools, the credibility of Eton and Jean Rook. Mr Parry and Ms Jones will see you in the classroom now.    

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