Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones have come bounding in from Planet Porky just in the nick of time to captivate you with the latest podcast offering.

Today's topics include: the sad death of Dame Barbara Windsor, losing the ability to interview in pubs, Johnny Depp's relationship with Dior, fashion houses and their dubious moral standards, Kate Moss, Mariah Carey's Christmas song, reading music, Jim Davidson, girls in cosmetic stores, lipstick sales, Martin Dunn, the resurgence of tartan, Andy Coulson's ups and downs, selling Princess Diana's hair, forgetting names, Ghislaine Maxwell's controversial bail out, The Archers and Dusty Springfield. It's that time again! 

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