Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones are back to lift the gloom as a COVID Christmas creeps up on us with the latest look at Life on Planet Porky! 

Topics they discuss include: Not seeing family over the festive season, elderly relatives, listening to music on a CD player, Harry and Meghan's latest ridiculous venture, Spotify, the Mail's campaign against Prince Andrew, ZZ Top, who might have killed Brian Jones, women who steal boyfriends, Liz Jones, taking the necessary precautions over Christmas, the decline of pubs, keeping away from guide dogs, Benny from ABBA, Caitlin Moran, the works of John Le Carre, Julie Covington, the man who jet-skied across the sea to see his lover, attending St Bride's on Christmas Eve and the architecture of Britain's cathedrals. One week to go! 

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