We’re not gonna lie. Half of this episode is about Glenn Danzig working odd jobs and the other half is almost entirely dick jokes set to music. It’s not an apology, but it might be a warning. Anyway, if you ever wanted to hear Eminem and his urologist trade verses, this is the episode for you.

This week: 

American Psycho Pop PunkWayne Static is dead. All Hail Glenn Static. Glenn Danzig should not be allowed at CVS“Gooch Cream” by Dueling Glenn DanzigsThe ancient rules of having a pet Glenn DanzigA Tour of Castle DanzigGlenn Danzig is a body snatcherLemmy’s Retro Rundown: Majora’s Mask“Legend Of Zelda” by Motorhead Rockstar dick-size chart“Santa’s Comin’ For His Dick” by Sex PistolsRockstar Cabin In The Woods“Would Anyone Like To See The Contents Of My Trousers?” by Morrissey “I’m Sorry If You Saw My Dick (I Need Consent)” by Nine Inch Nails“Dear Dick Doc” by Eminem“Look At My Dick” by Nirvana