On this episode, we ask deep questions about our economic culture like, “Are mobile games still trash,” and “is it lack of hygiene that makes an aluminum key stick to an idiot?” The answer to both, of course, is yes. We use bipartisan tactics to break down alternatives to raising the minimum wage, for example: taxing the rich at 93%, reintroducing child labor, and passing around a jizz cup to claim a Group Child Tax Credit. So tip your waiters and waitresses, and enjoy our minimum wage effort this time on It’s More Fucking Complicated Than That.