It's More Fucking Complicated Than That

How is getting old the same as dating Amber Heard? You spend more on sheets for the same reason. Not only will you hear about the Depp vs. Heard case, but we break into a new spin on Robert Pattinson’s Batman, Elon’s takeover of the social media world (is he Lex Luthor or Tony Stark?), and we give a fine farewell to the most famous voice of comedy, Gilbert Gottfried. It took me way too long to get this out to you (maybe if we made any money off you cheapskates), but it was well worth the wait for this episode of It’s More Fucking Complicated Than That.

Man, we really are the kings of ADHD at It’s More Fucking Complicated Than That. We run through topics faster than Russia runs through fighter jets (which is one of our topics). We give a few reviews of some recent movies and shows, such as Vikings: Valhalla and Turning Red, which we gave ….’s! Onward into Russia/Ukraine talk (again, I know) and get into a brief history lesson of how white colonizers are why we aren’t having Ayahuasca orgies for American citizenship. Lastly, our social media is active! We’ve got the Facebook, we’ve got the Tik Tok, we don’t have Insta because really it would just be better to listen, trust me here.

There’s two types of suffering. Suffering from lack of goods, and suffering from an excess of goods. Well this episode covers the latter. For instance, we discuss how Trump flushes too many classified documents down the toilet, and how there’s too much corporatized pandering built on minority holidays. There’s too many Multiverses in Marvel and DC, and too many Batmans, and too many Jokers, and how any cum in a bathtub is too much cum. There’s too many cunts offended by the word cunt, and too many offensive jokes on this episode of It’s More Fucking Complicated Than That.

Here’s a few things we talked about that won’t get us cancelled on this episode: the new PS5 PSVR2 and the Eternals. Here’s a few things we talked about on this episode that will get us cancelled: virtual dutch rudders (offensive to Dutch sailors), ExistenZ vs ExtenZ (offensive to Ewan McGregor and Bob Dole), Joe Rogan and the N-Word (there’s a lot of N-words), Robert Downey Jr and blackface, and how the Black Lives Matter Global Network Foundation used the death of a man to rob a generation of POC activists and now no one really knows who has control of the money. If the woke liberals ever find this, it will be the last of It’s More Fucking Complicated Than That.

It’s cosmic chaos and astral assholery on this episode, where we spoil not only Spiderman: No Way Home and the Matrix 4, but we also spoil the Wheel of Time with FIVE different comparisons of how Rafe Judkins has completely destroyed the live action series. After ruining multiple film franchises, we check out what the CIA was doing between 1972 and 1990 with Project Stargate and the Gateway Experience. Was the CIA able to remote view the enemies plans using super psy-ops psychadelic super soldiers with capabilities of honing in and syncing to any individual brainwave on the planet? Or was it a bunch of cokeheads in shiny shoes running drug experiments to build a strangely mystical piece of disinformation propaganda to throw conspiracy theorists off the scent from the immense drug trafficking ring that the CIA was managing? The world may never truly know, but we put our noses to the glass trying to find out in this episode of It’s More Fucking Complicated Than That.

What does Alec Baldwin, Abrahamic religion, and Rafe Judkins have in common? They all accidentally destroyed things, and we discuss them all in this episode of It’s More Fucking Complicated Than That. We really just run off the ADD rails for an hour and discuss nothing on our list. It’s a weird one. Play it anyway.

Nestled in between Long Island, New York and Southern Connecticut is Plum Island. What seems a quaint little conservation access hides a mysterious and conspiracy riddled laboratory. An island steeped in rumor of mutated pig babies, Nazi bioweapons scientists, and men with brain surgery scars washing on shore. So we decided to take the old IMFCTT look at the history of this place. As we investigate, we discuss things like dog farts and ridiculously long apendages on this episode of It’s More Fucking Complicated Than That.

On this episode, we cover a bunch of current news. We get into Joe Rogan’s new addiction to libertarianism and Ivermectin, look into a weird series of deaths in the desert, and compare Handmaid’s Tale to the current state of Texas. There’s more Random Shit in this episode than Joe Biden’s Depends on this episode of It’s More Fucking Complicated Than That.

This episode is all about penetrating. From the Watcher’s penatrating gaze through the Multiverse of Madness, to Covid penetrating your face without a mask, and all the way into penetrating some 9/11 rabbit holes. And just for extra deep penetration, we talk about how the world is 100% fucked by checking out the new World Climate Report. It’s a full on dystopian nightmare this time on It’s More Fucking Complicated Than That.