"I'm sixteen, starting to find my way/Got a new job, gonna start at the mall today/Thank God I'm on my own for the first time/I'm sixteen, life is sweet/When you're growing up so fast/Gotta make the good times last." Those are the lyrics to the theme song of the Canadien animated series "6teen", which aired in the U.S. on Cartoon Network from 2005-2006 and then again from 2008-2010 alongside "Total Drama Island." But today, this song is the anthem for PDT's newest episode! That's right! This podcast can drive AND get married in some states with parental consent. Our hosts have raised this show into its rebellious teenage years, and they've certainly got their hands full. This juvenile delinquent of a show isn't even thinking about what sharing Sarah and Jackie's Twitter drafts could mean for them! I ask you, PDT, if all the other kid podcasts talked about Toy Story/Avengers/Batman-themed Easter plays and then jumped off a bridge, would you?!... You would!? Well, go to your room and don't come back until you know what "Fintech" means, understood!? It doesn't have to do with Sharks! (Did this extended metaphor work? Please leave a review letting us know.) 

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Artwork by Sarah Hubner (https://www.instagram.com/honeysucklesketches/).

Episode Links:

"The Church Play Cinematic Universe" by Jenny Nicholson (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK4gM7RC1M0&ab_channel=JennyNicholson)

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