Welcome to Jasper, Missouri, where tempers are runnin’ hot and the whiskey is runnin’ low. Patrick Swayze IS the coolest person in this movie (and possibly to ever exist). That’s right, we’re talking about the 1989 classic Road House! Join us, Tim and Dan, as we discuss incognito monster trucks, Sam Elliot’s pubes, shirtless Tai Chi, throat rips, and how often people have to sweep up eyeballs at the end of the night.

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