We were going to quote R.Kelly's Ignition to convey the fact that there is in fact a party progression, but he's gross. So I guess we will have to introduce you to our newest segment, Shower Beer, by simply telling you the only way to successfully start a pregame is to pregame the pregame with a shower beer. All our pet peeves this week really just boil down to people being are always worst. What else is new?! Timestamps for sidebar nation below!

• Shower Beer:
  • 2:33 - Two truths and a lie
• Pregame Pet Peeves:
  • 19:11 - Sitting around at car dealerships
  • 23:58 - People trying to talk to you
  • 27:45 - Inability to zipper merge
  • 35:52 - Wrapping your legs around guys
  • 45:30 - Being uncomfortable with silence