If you’ve ever traveled, you know there are some innate pet peeves, basically anything relating to the airport is fair game for being shitty. Now, when you travel with 11 people, there are some unforeseen pet peeves that arise when you finally get to your destination. Listen in for Michael to give you the full rundown. We also get into pet peeves that bother us on a day to day basis like apples new OS being a POS, uber charging you during their 5 minute grace period and drinking game disagreements.

We took a two week hiatus because, shit has happened. I mean, c’mon, there is a white claw shortage. How do you expect us to function in these trying times?! Aside from that we had to deal with ghosts, long work days and neighbors who just don’t get it. We know its been a while so fill up your cup and drink along with us as we get back in the swing of things!

This week we aren’t feeling great, because we realize we’re getting old as shit and have no idea how the f*** new social media platforms work. We also have stomach aches, but thats beside the point. If you’ve ever tried your hand at Sandra Bullocks impressive glass playing talent from miss congeniality, you know that music is definitely added in later because it is incredibly difficult. Just ask michael and his 5 boxes of wine glasses. Speaking of wine, we discuss if we need to send Michael to rehab.

Have you ever tried to get around Denver? Spoilers everything is somehow 20 minutes away. No matter how seemingly close or far away, it will take the full 20 minutes to commute. Now, if you thought trying to commute in Denver was a pain, wait until you hear about the struggle that occurs when attempting to catch the LifeTime shuttle. If you know who drives that thing around, help hook us up because clearly nothing attempted thus far has worked out.

We start off this weeks episode with a classic red flag or deal breaker game and spoilers! calling someones boobs jiggly gobs or pudding nipples IS a deal breaker. If you’ve never had to deal with manicures, just know you’re lucky that you’ve never had to deal with the wrath of gel nails. We talk about how the hell we’re going to get grannies recipes and why Wendy Williams is simultaneously the very worst, and yet is someone we strive to be.

We start off the episode with a shower beer that proves it’s a miracle we made it through elementary school. Molly goes on a rant about all things driving related. Essentially, if you have ever driven somewhere, chances are you have probably pissed her off. Michael talks about the disasters that drink mountain dew, which quite frankly, we forgot was even a beverage.

Spoilers, we stay sober for part 2 with Claire this week. If you listened to last week, you’ll know why. However, that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t drink while enjoying this episode! (Rex was a monster while recording, so go ahead and drink whenever you hear the sassy pup.) While we’re on the topic of Rex, we finally discuss his bad reaction to flea and tick meds. This snowballs into a discussion of why humans should have their own form of bed bug repellant when traveling. Oh BTW, bed bugs are HUGE.

This week we have our great friend and roommate on the pod! We welcome Claire with a shot and don’t stop taking them this whole episode. Instead of giving you a summary, we’re giving you a drinking game to get as lit up as us. Rules are as follows: Take a sip - whenever you hear Rex’s collar or we go off on a tangent. Take a shot - whenever we take a shot. Finish your drink - when Michael and Molly pause the ep to go get more booze from the liquor store. Drink up sidebar nation!

If you read the title, you know it’s the catch up episode! We’re short on time, but have all the pet peeves so we jump right into all the things that have caused us to drink this week. If you’ve walked into the office and realized you’re going to need a full weekend bender to drown out how terrible your day is going to be, wanted to avoid everyone at the gym who won’t stop talking to themselves or had to put mind over matter one too many times this week to survive the day, we have you covered this

We start this week deciding if shark tank products are worth spending our money on or if we should just buy another round of drinks at the bar instead. We then snowball into all the awful things people do that incite us to drink. Such as, people with babies at theaters… LATE AT NIGHT. We’re not being dramatic. It was 11:30 pm. A therapist who thinks sexual assault and diets are equally awful. And finally, whoever thought those cloth hand dryers were sanitary.